Secret Sex: Jeremy Bieber

Jeremy Bieber shirtless

Have you heard about this guy Jeremy Bieber? Apparently his daughter’s a huge pop star or something like that. We’re not really concerned about the details at the moment, because all we can think about is fucking him in seventy-million different positions.

He’s totally hot in a “I would never associate with you outside of a sexual context” kind of way. There’s even some charm to his misguided facial hair and poorly placed tattoos! Let’s be honest with one another–would you have sex with him too? We might as well make it a gangbang…

– Dewitt

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32 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Jeremy Bieber

  1. At least I’m not the only one thinking all the radio stations are mispronouncing the name as “Justin” instead of “Justine”.

    To answer the question, yes I’d hit it.

  2. Don. You must be one of two things: Blind (since you are always posting negative remarks about these men), OR you are just one negative queen (because you keep posting negative remarks about these men)….

  3. Ok, forget the dad, he’s straight but let me tell you a tale. This guy, a while back, messages me on Manhunt and says he’s Justin Bieber’s uncle. This was before the kid went really famous. Back then he was just a youtube star-ling. I wasn’t sure who he was so I searched Wikipedia, I found nothing on whoever this “Justin Bieber” was. We messaged back and forth for a bit but there was no spark there so I let go. The end.

    Now, some of you might be wondering who is this so-called ‘uncle’. Could the guy be a fake? Probably, probably not. I compared their faces and they look pretty similar. OF course I’m not about to divulge the user ID of the guy in case he gets unwanted attention but I shall give a couple of clues. 1) He’s in Toronto (Canada) 2) he’s in his 40s. IF you do figure out who it is you be the judge. Happy hunting. 🙂

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