Not to glamorize irresponsible alcohol consumption or anything, but doesn’t Michael Fassbender look like the best drunk ever? The Shame star, who has a tendency to get naked very often, was kicked out of the afterparty for his new flick A Dangerous Method. “Michael was […]
Tag: Celebrity
Patrick Schwarzenegger’s Penis.
Oh, don’t look at me like that! He’s eighteen now. Plus, I don’t even understand why everyone wants to rub their manther paws all over him. I’m writing this post for you. If you want to see Patrick Schwarzenegger’s penis, place your nose on the […]
Daniel Radcliffe (Looking Better Than Your Faves)
Look, I recognize he may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I have an uncontrollable boner for Daniel Radcliffe. Uncontrollable, I tell you! Merely looking at pictures of him clothed gets me hard, because he’s such a tiny pocket gay (who’s not actually gay […]
Sure.
Every now and then, I write about things I’m tired of seeing on other blogs, hoping that they’ll become irrelevant and disappear once we’ve covered them. This is one of those cases. Above, you can see the cover art for Madonna‘s upcoming album M.D.N.A. What […]
Caption This: Madonna’s Crazy Eyes
Madonna is so wacky! M.I.A. is looking at this picture somewhere, thinking to herself, “Are you really doing that?” Meanwhile, we’re sitting here thinking it’d be an awesome addition to our Caption This series. Don’t worry! Next week we’ll do something a little less disturbing… […]
Top or Bottom: Matt Bomer
Matt Bomer is a ridiculously pretty, “openly gay” actor, and he’s going to be naked soon in Magic Mike. So, um, why not speculate if he’s a Top or Bottom? This is the part of the post where you get to visualize Bomer taking it […]
Mario Lopez Takes On Six Ding-Dongs At Once
Wait, what did you expect to see, pervert!?!? This is a picture of Mario Lopez balancing six ding-dongs on his forehead. If you feel cheated or misled by the title of this post, we encourage you to head over here or here and feel a […]
“Are You Really Doing That?”
Watch this teaser for Madonna‘s upcoming album M.D.N.A., if not only for the last nine seconds. The snippet of the fully-mastered version of “Gimme All Your Luvin’” isn’t worth it. This clip is all about M.I.A. staring down the so-called Queen of Pop and being […]
I’m Conflicted.
Don’t worry! This isn’t a Bi The Way post about how I’d consider switching teams for Kim Kardashian. Because I wouldn’t. Look, I love asses as much as the next man, and there are some chicks I’d consider doing… But I basically just turtled at […]
Joe Manganiello & Matt Bomer Have A Tea Party
Well, isn’t this just precious? Joe Manganiello and Matt Bomer sip tea together for the January 27 issue of Entertainment Weekly. Remember! They’ve seen one another in thongs on the set of Magic Mike, so this is somehow even cuter and more brotastic than you […]