So I guess we’re posting about Justin Bieber now? After (perversely) speculating about his bedroom preferences and bringing his porno parody to your attention, there’s really no way we could make this any worse. We’ve hit rock bottom. We might as well try to embrace […]
Tag: Celebrity
LUNCH: Eat A Silver Fox Sandwich
Let’s pretend for a moment that this totally innocent interview on Anderson Cooper‘s talk show led to a threesome between the silver fox himself, Jon Hamm and one John Slattery. Who would be the middle of the fuck sandwich? Who would be on his knees […]
Katy Perry Is Our New Best Friend
Don’t try to burst our bubble and tell us it was just some spambot who took over her account! Katy Perry is officially Manhunt‘s new best friend. Now that she’s ditched her oddly arousing ex-husband Russell Brand, we’re going to hit up all the gay […]
Oddly Arousing Pic of Russell Brand Is Oddly Arousing
Everything about this picture is wrong. For starters, it’s fucking Russell Brand. He’s so unsexy that he’s sexy, and it makes me feel weird in the pants… Then you throw in those awkwardly baggy Y-front briefs and a carefully placed male head, and I feel […]
I’m Officially In Love With Liev Schreiber’s Hot Fat Ass
Liev Schreiber is in better shape than I’ll probably be at 44 years-old, so please don’t get the impression that I’m one of those awful gay bloggers who’d actually call him “fat”. When I say he has a “hot fat ass”, the emphasis should specifically […]
Madonna: “I Fucked Up”
Madonna is an idiot*. There were better songs than “Give Me All Your Luvin” and “Girl Gone Wild” on her upcoming album MDNA. I could have told you that just by listening to the snippet of “Falling Free”, and now it’s officially confirmed with the […]
Top or Bottom: Justin Bieber
Have you heard about Justin Bieber‘s boyfriend?!?! It’s the title of his new single. We probably should have put that in quotes as “Boyfriend”, but that wouldn’t have been as much fun. The pop star, who recently turned eighteen and became the victim of his […]
Adam Scott Wants To Get Up In Channing Tatum’s Ass
Who doesn’t? Adam Scott is the foxy little hotness on Parks and Recreation. Channing Tatum is the Bel Ami-named bohunk Hollywood keeps trying to foist on us as a leading man. Scott recently told Details that he admires Channing’s sculpted beef. He didn’t stop there. […]
This Happened.
The context of this naked (but unfortunately pixelated) GIF of Dave Franco is unimportant, but you can watch the original video here if you must know the source of this awesomeness. With this image in mind, is anyone still going to argue with me that […]
Third Hottest Member of The Wanted Is Spotted Waving His Dick Around On The Internet
This may have happened a while ago? As you may recall, I’ve only just realized that the five dudes from The Wanted aren’t twelve years-old and actually look kind of hot, so a leaked cock pic scandal wouldn’t have caught my attention until, well, yesterday. […]