Justin Bieber: “Boyfriend”

So I guess we’re posting about Justin Bieber now? After (perversely) speculating about his bedroom preferences and bringing his porno parody to your attention, there’s really no way we could make this any worse. We’ve hit rock bottom. We might as well try to embrace it.

“Boyfriend” is the sound of Bieber attempting to appeal to a “grown-up” demographic. With the help of Justin Timberlake wannabe Mike Posner, pop music’s most successful lesbian artist has created a song that’s exactly like… Er, Justin Timberlake. He talks about swag! He talks about fondue! Yup, this happened… Does it work for you? More importantly, would you eat fondue with the Biebz?

– Dewitt

Click through to listen to “Boyfriend”:

813 thoughts on “Justin Bieber: “Boyfriend”

  1. Not crazy about the song, that high pitch sound that constantly plays is annoying. But I would totally eat fondue off of Bieber. For some reason, he’s sexy.  P.S. I am only like two years older than him.

  2. Justin Timberlake Lite – and they need to get him to a gym or feed him better – boy is too scrawny.

  3. as I said on your last blasting of Justin Bieber, the young man shows care and concern for children with terrible diseases and spends time making them feel special  –  not bad for an  eighteen year old young man in my book.  The thing that irks me is why do we as a gay community have to try to recruit people to be  gay.  If they are gay, that is awesome  — but  if they are straight, that is awesome too.  If you  would turn these blogs into  positive info – you  just might get some   positive feedback from your readers!

  4. I saw him on “Ellen” once and he actually seemed like a nice kid, and I’m jealous of his money and cars.  This song is definitely “JT Lite” but better than “Baby Oh Baby.”  Glad he changed his ridiculous hair style.  When he grows up, he’ll probably look like Jon Hamm, and every generation has its own Shaun Cassidy.  He’s harmless.

  5. AWWW HIS VOICE DEEPENED. If it wasn’t him singing this I’m sure Black ppl would jam to it….lol. So I’m gunna say this is alright. He’s developing a better sound to me.

  6. Seriously you had ta go there you couldn’t find a better subject you just had to go with that creepy whiny lil fruitcake that flakey wannabe poser wow sad disappointed you guys officially now suck yeah u hope you hate your selves now I mean that’s Justin beiber come on seriously why would you want to ruin our lives

  7. anarchy k. Don’t be such a drama queen this being a blog that encompasses all areas of the media it would only be natural to turn to things happening in the music industry. I also fail to see how this post is “ruining our lives”

  8. As he gets older he be hot man and I beleive he has so much talent the his star is just beginning to shine……..I think guy are just evenious of him to have this much going on at such a young age. Yes he is pretty but pretty ages real well and he will fill out and become a man that many will never be! 

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