Yawn! Another day, another celebrity “cheating” scandal that I’m incapable of giving any fucks about. Ben Maisani, the alleged fiancé of news anchor Anderson Cooper, was photographed kissing another man in a New York City park. Never mind the fact that they could have an […]
Tag: Celebrity
Adam Scott Is Fucking Adorable.
We were sure Colby Keller was the most adorable man who ever lived, but he’s got some fierce competition from Parks and Recreation star Adam Scott (whose butt you can see here). The actor appeared in a fall fashion spread for Maxim, and his face […]
Celebrity Skin: Gerard Butler
Today I learned Gerard Butler is no Michael Fassbender, and I’m okay with that. The Scottish actor briefly flashed dick in his 1997 film debut Her Majesty, Mrs. Brown, as he ran into the water with his costar Billy Connolly. Fun fact! The water was […]
This Is A Very Important & Extremely Necessary Post About Zac Efron Dancing In Wet, White Briefs
The trailer for Lee Daniels‘ The Paperboy, a film otherwise known as Zac Efron & Nicole Kidman’s Magical Watersports Spectacular, was released at some point yesterday. This is very important and extremely necessary, because OMFG ZAC EFRON IN HIS UNDERWEAR. While the trailer only grants […]
Celebrity Skin: Joe Manganiello’s Butt, Along With His Mysteriously Absent, Blurry Penis
Did anyone else laugh out loud during Joe Manganiello‘s werewolf sex scene on last night’s episode of True Blood? Don’t get me wrong! The scene put the “sex” in sex scene. I was sitting on my couch with a raging erection watching JoMang (don’t judge […]
Celebrity Skin: Heath Ledger
Mere seconds into compiling this post, I realized there could not be a worse time to write a Celebrity Skin post about Heath Ledger. Then again, it could be argued that there’s no wrong time to share pictures of the handsome, late actor’s dick… That […]
Steven Tyler’s Gay Sex Tape
By now, you’ve probably heard that Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler has left his position as a judge for American Idol. You may be surprised, however, to learn that Steven Tyler is also a gay porn star. If you have any interest in witnessing such […]
I Am In Love With Joey Camasta.
I was going to revive the Secret Sex series to declare my love for Joey Camasta, until I realized that there’s nothing secretive about the sex I want to have with him. I’d shout it off a rooftop: “I want to lick Joey Camasta’s ass! […]
In Which I Finally Break Down & Post These Pictures of Ben Cohen In His Underwear For Gay Times…
Does the world need another post about Ben Cohen in his underwear? Yes! The answer is almost always “yes” when Ben Cohen’s part of the equation, and the answer is especially “yes” when it comes to this particular set of pics. To promote his new […]
Celebrity Skin: Thomas Lennon
You might not recognize this guy without his mustache. Why, it’s none other Lieutenant Jim Dangle from Reno 911!, otherwise known (in real life) as actor Thomas Lennon! It turns out that Mr. Lennon appeared in a nude scene for the hilarious(ly awkward) comedy series […]