This has been bugging the shit out of Dewitt since SINGER Frank Ocean came out last week to a whole lotta hoopla. Please note the bold type on “SINGER” as well as the use of a CAPS lock key. Young Frank SINGS. He does not […]
Tag: Celebrity
Obligatory Post About The ESPN Body Issue
ESPN‘s annual Body Issue is the most exciting thing to happen to the male physique since the Dieux du Stade calendar. The magazine that previously brought you Steve Holcomb‘s big ol’ bobsled bear ass and NFL player Steven Jackson‘s bulging pectorals has returned with even […]
Michael Phelps’ Ears Would Be Great BJ Handles, No?
I guess I’m into Michael Phelps now? Not sure when that happened, but these pictures from the August issue of Details magazine have me thinking all sorts of nasty, nasty thoughts. Most of them involve his big-ass ears, a part of him that’s consistently joked […]
Celebrity Skin: Scott Caan
Yes, that’s Scott Caan‘s face Photoshopped onto Paul Wagner‘s body. There’s a whole series of images like this somewhere, but why would you want to look at those when you can look at actual naked(ish) pictures of the Hawaii 5-0 star? Caan hasn’t shown much […]
An Open Letter To Brad Pitt’s Mom
Dear Jane, I am HIGHLY disappointed in you. I recently read the letter you sent to your local newspaper. In it, you expressed your anti-gay viewpoint. The document in question: I have given much thought to Richard Stoecker’s letter (“Vote for Mormon against beliefs,” June […]
Celebrity Skin: Jean Dujardin’s Gay Sex Scene
Today I learned about a movie where Jean Dujardin gets fucked up the ass. Shortly after filming The Artist, the oh-so-dreamy Academy Award winner appeared in Les infidèles, a French comedy that caused quite a controversy (and buzz) with its racy posters. Though it was […]
The Silver Fox Came Out
Yay! It’s about damn time. We love you to pieces and we think you being open about being a homosexual could do a lot of good in a world where gay kids are killing themselves and we’re discriminated against daily. A public figure coming out […]
Hot Pictures of Cheyenne Jackson Being Hot
Even before his high-profile TV spots on Glee and 30 Rock, it was a well-documented fact that gay dudes pop major boners for Cheyenne Jackson. This phenomenon can be explained with three simple points—a) He’s hot, b) He’s playing for our team, and c) He’s […]
Josh Radnor Is THRILLED You’re Seeing Him Half-Naked
Oh, look! Someone who’s not Joe Manganiello or Chris Hemsworth pranced around a beach shirtless! For those who aren’t aware, that’s How I Met Your Mother star Josh Radnor. He is clearly VERY happy that the paparazzi’s taking pictures of his wet, hairy torso. You […]
20 ‘Gasm-Inducing Shirtless Pics of Joe Manganiello
“His latest role is playing a stripper called Big Dick Richie and now it’s clear to see why.” But is it, Kirsty McCormack of the Daily Mail? That was the first sentence you wrote in this article about Joe Manganiello promoting Magic Mike (by simply […]