Am I the only gay left in the world who hasn’t seen Magic Mike? It’s playing soon at a second-run theater near my house, and my genuine curiosity about the film might lead to my arrest (when I inevitably get caught jerking off to Joe […]
Tag: Celebrity
We’re Starting To Think That Tom Cruise Isn’t Gay, He’s Just A Lunatic Cult-Member Who Doesn’t Have Time To Date
Vanity Fair is publishing this CRAZY story about how Tom Cruise went about acquiring a new ladyfriend post-Nicole Kidman and pre-Katie Holmes. There were already reports that his Scientology handlers brought Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson in to meet him under the guise of “auditions”, […]
Truth: I Kinda Want To Fuck Mitt Romney’s Sons
Well, except for the blonde one. No offense, Ben. I saw this Fox News clip of Mitt Romney‘s boys (set to “It’s Raining Men”) and realized that they’re kinda foxy. If they were into it (and with any justice in the world, at least one […]
Celebrity Skin: Ryan Phillippe
Pause for a moment to acknowledge that Cruel Intentions was thirteen years ago… Done yet? Good! Now, pause for a moment to acknowledge that Ryan Phillippe‘s ass still looks incredible to this day. You may be wondering, “How do you guys even know that? Is Ryan […]
Celebrity Skin: Sam Trammell’s Moobs & Pubes, Stephen Moyer’s Butt and Joe Manganiello’s Insane Upper Body
Spoiler alert! On the fifth season of True Blood, people got naked a lot. The first episode was epic in terms of gratuitous male nudity. With the exception of Joe Manganiello‘s ridiculous werewolf sex scene—when we should have seen his penis—it all went downhill from […]
Obligatory Post About Prince Harry Naked
Those crusty bitches at TMZ got their hands on some pictures of Prince Harry frolicking naked in Las Vegas. Before you get too excited, it should be clarified that you won’t get to see any crown jewels jigglin’ all up in your face. His hand […]
Elton John’s Got Great Taste In Traveling Companions
Elton John is a multi-millionaire celebrity queen, and multi-millionaire celebrity queens can afford to include hot Bel Ami porn guys in their vacation entourages. As Dewitt mentioned yesterday, Elton and his husband vacationed in the south of France this summer, and Queerty reports that Bel […]
Celebrity Skin: Robert Pattinson
As the only gay man in the universe who finds Robert Pattinson attractive, even I’m willing to admit that today’s edition of Celebrity Skin isn’t much to write home about. Nevertheless, the Twilight star showed a significant amount of skin in a sex scene from Bel […]
CANNOT UNSEE: Elton Johnâs Butt
When he’s not too busy throwing shade at Madonna or sipping on Lady Gaga‘s poon juices, the man known as Sir Elton John does things that normal rich people do. He was recently spotted, like every other celebrity in the world, hanging out on a […]
Celebrity Skin: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Unacceptable! Preposterous! Inconceivable! I’ve gone through the list of stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and there isn’t a spot exclusively reserved for Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s ass cheeks. They were so omnipresent in 1990s cinema that they deserve more than a star! They deserve […]