It was recently brought to my attention that the ABC sitcom Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23 is in danger of cancellation. This makes me sad, because James Van Der Beek! You were probably expecting more from that sentence, perhaps some actual grammar for […]
Tag: Celebrity
Channing Tatum: Sexiest Man Alive?
For better or worse, the Channing Tatum stripper flick Magic Mike had a profound influence on the 2012 definition of male sexiness, and this was clearly reflected in the responses to our recent Fraternity X giveaway. When we asked you to list the top ten names […]
Celebrity Skin: Michael C. Hall Shows Side-Butt On Dexter (And Actual Butt In The Trouble With Bliss)
I wanted to write about Michael C. Hall‘s most recent sex scene in yesterday’s Celebrity Skin post, but I felt lame leaving you with nothing more than some side-butt action. Then it hit me! As an accomplished actor of sorts, Michael C. Hall must have done […]
12 Awesome Things I Liked This Week
Welcome to another edition of “Awesome Things I Liked This Week“, the redheaded step-child of The Cock Buffet… Except redheads are extremely hot, so it’s more like the hideously ugly step-child that your mom left in the car with the windows up on a hot […]
“Aww” Moment: Australia’s “Big Brother” Winner Proposes To His BF On Live Television
Australian lawmakers smacked down a proposal to lift the ban on same-sex marriage in Australia back in September. This setback obviously doesn’t mean fuck-all to Australian Big Brother winner Benjamin Norris. During the live broadcast of the finale on Australia’s Channel 9, Norris got down […]
In Which I Accept That Evan Peters Is Sexy
Can I confess something? Up until a few hours ago, I had never considered Evan Peters “sexy”. He was always just there (if that makes any sense). While there’s a small chance that I would have described him as “cute”, it wasn’t very likely that I’d […]
Celebrity Skin: Taylor Kitsch’s Butt
Spoiler alert! In the 2012 film Savages, former Friday Night Lights star Taylor Kitsch has an intense sex scene with J. Harvey‘s favorite actress Blake Lively. He’s banging her so hard that, even though it was just simulated fucking, I’m concerned she got pregnant during […]
Ian Thorpe: Why Do We Refuse To Believe It When A Guy Tells Us He’s Straight?
Answer – cuz’ they’re usually lying. HAH! No, really. Australian swimming sensation and multiple gold medalist Ian Thorpe (aka “The Thorpedo) has a memoir coming out, and is doing the usual press junket. One of the more prevalent questions he’s being faced with is the […]
Celebrity Skin: Mark Ruffalo’s Penis
Nine years ago, Mr. Bruce Banner himself stripped all the way down in the 2003 film In The Cut. That’s right, folks! The most attractive man in the universe, commonly known as Mark Ruffalo, showed off his dick (and butt) on the big screen. Those of […]
Top or Bottom: Joe Simpson
According to Radar Online, a new story will be coming out* in The National Enquirer about Joe Simpson, the father and manager of former (?) pop stars Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. Long story short? His wife Tina filed from divorce ’cause he’s into dudes (and […]