It was recently brought to my attention that the ABC sitcom Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23 is in danger of cancellation. This makes me sad, because James Van Der Beek! You were probably expecting more from that sentence, perhaps some actual grammar for a change, but that’s all I have to say about this matter. James deserves better than to be cast aside like a sopping wet cum rag! He deserves to depict himself on a show that actively mocks his career and existence as a human being!
He also deserves to be naked.
In that respect, maybe it’s good that he’s (potentially) getting kicked off of network television? He stripped down for the latest episode of Apartment 23, but we had to deal with those pesky pixels that always ruin everything. Maybe, now that he’s (potentially) a free agent, he can score a guest spot on Game of Thrones as “Orgy Penis #3” or star in a Lifetime original movie called Look At James Van Der Beek’s Butt For Two Hours. These are just a few ideas.
Honestly, I’m still recovering from that time J. Harvey hate-crimed me for liking Apartment 23 (even though he’s never watched a full episode!), so my brain may be a little hazy… And who knows? Maybe people will save the show by sending in their Dawson’s Creek dental dams or hand-drawn comic books of Tall Slut No Panties. Stranger things have happened.
– Dewitt
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I lobbed a softball at you yesterday Dewitt referencing the show and nothing for shame.
His chest hair pattern weirds me out. His arms remain unbelievably sexy though.
It reminds me of some kind of Japanese or Chinese character. x3
A wax job would solve that dilemma…
I feel like then he’d just look lumpy…
I was thinking the same thing! He’s such a sexy, well groomed man so that mess of a chest hair situation just doesn’t fit him. Still, that would not stop me from licking every single inch of him if given the chance. I’m even considering licking the screen. He’s so yummmmmmmmmmmie.
I was thinking the same thing! He’s such a sexy, well groomed man so that mess of a chest hair situation just doesn’t fit him. Still, that would not stop me from licking every single inch of him if given the chance. I’m even considering licking the screen. He’s so yummmmmmmmmmmie.
I hope it doesn’t get cancelled.
I hope it doesn’t get cancelled.
Fuck he is hot as hell,..shouldve watched more of tv WOOF!
Fuck he is hot as hell,..shouldve watched more of tv WOOF!
He doesnt need to shave at all,…this is manhunt bot boi cunt errr hunt