When you watched insaniac daredevil Felix Baumgartner jump from 128,100 feet above the earth two weekends ago, you were probably asking the same question we were. “Is he hot?” You couldn’t really tell with that pesky spacesuit. Luckily, he’s out on the talk show circuit […]
Tag: Celebrity
Celebrity Skin: Garrett Hedlund Naked
On The Road, the film adaptation of Jack Kerouac‘s cult classic, has probably received the most publicity for the steamy threesome between stars Garrett Hedlund, Kristen Stewart and Sam Riley… Alas, that’s not what we’re here to talk about! Because literally no one cares about […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Happy 25th Birfday, Zac Efron!
ITEM – No celebrity gets as much love from our readers and beaters as Zac Efron. Ok, Fassbender’s up there but HE didn’t show his bare buttcheeks on a hotel balcony knowing full well the paps were watching his every move. Paps? More like FAPS […]
10 Awesome Things I Liked This Week.
Not-so-gentle readers, I have made another meaningless list! This is what happens when you don’t know what to blog about, so you just throw together some random shit and hope for the best. Things start off with some new pics of Colby Melvin, make an […]
Ron Swanson Naked.
This GIF seemed appropriate, considering the reaction I assume most of you will have when you read the headline “Ron Swanson Naked“. The good (or bad) news is that Nick Offerman, the actor who plays Leslie Knope‘s reluctant confidant on Parks & Recreation, has yet […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Messina’s Penis
We usually don’t do three Celebrity Skin posts in a single week, but exceptions have to be made when full-frontal nudity comes into the equation. Chris Messina—who you may recognize from The Mindy Project, Damages or The Newsroom—bared all in the new film 28 Hotel […]
Would You Hit That?: Jude Law, Right Now
Jude Law is looking less Hollywood than he’s ever looked. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing! As far as I’m concerned, he’s even more attractive as a “normal” person, versus the polished movie star we see on screen… Then again, I’m not one to turn away […]
Celebrity Skin: Matthew McConaughey’s Butt
Since Matthew McConaughey basically showed the inner walls of his colon in Magic Mike, these selected screen-caps of his rump might seem redundant at this point. It’s been said, however, that his performance in Killer Joe is worthy of an Oscar, so let’s just consider […]
Secret Sex: Daniel Day-Lewis
I went to see The Master the other night. It was… good, mostly, although Joaquin Phoenix‘s acting seemed a little bit hammy at certain key moments. But that got me thinking about the leading men of other movies directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, and about […]
An Open Love Letter To Luka Jones’ Taint
Dear Luka Jones‘ taint, Your may not know it yet, but you want to be licked by me. You were spectacular on NBC’s Best Friends Forever, until NBC decided to cancel that show in favor of such gems like Guys With Kids. Who knows? Maybe […]