I love George Takei. When I first started following his official accounts I was expecting about as much as you would from any official feed. You know the usual hype and marketing that people in the public eye like to publish but damn it is […]
Tag: Celebrity
The Top Ten Celebs in Speedos
It’s true: we’ve been down for awhile now! Our beloved Dewitt dutifully managed our services for many years and provided us with numerous stories on cocks, butts and everything in between. The good news is that we are actually splitting content across multiple new formats […]
Celebrity Skin: 25 GIFs Of Mark Ruffalo That Will Make You Cum
Today marks the kick-off for International Masturbate To Mark Ruffalo Week. It’s okay if you’ve never heard of this seven-day jizz extravaganza, because when it comes to holidays, it’s about as legitimate as National Pizza Day or any of the other bullshit occasions you see […]
Celebrity Skin: Russell Tovey’s Butt On “Looking”
I think my TV is still steaming from the season one finale of HBO’s homo-drama Looking. My relationship with the show has been lukewarm for the most part, but as a good gay, I’ve stuck with my new friends Patrick, Agustin and Dom. In classic […]
Celebrity Skin: Daniel Radcliffe’s Butt In A Gay Sex Scene
As a fan of shorter men, Daniel Radcliffe is kind of my wet dream. The former Harry Potter star stands at 5’5″ with a compact build and one of the most magnificent treasure trails I have ever seen on a man. When I heard he’d […]
Celebrity Skin: Chiwetel Ejiofor’s Dick & Ass
The Oscars are tonight. I’m trying to muster up the energy to care like a good gay should, but the truth is, I find most award shows to be long-winded and tiresome. (It probably doesn’t help in this particular case that I never get out […]
Who’s The Most Fuckable Character In “X-Men: Days of Future Past”?
This is a trickier question than you think! An amateur would make the mistake of focusing on the actor rather than the character he’s playing. You might have a thing for Peter Dinklage thanks to Game of Thrones, but do you really want him evil […]
Celebrity Skin: Ryan Kwanten’s Butt (Again)
Thanks to True Blood and his various film roles, we’ve seen Ryan Kwanten‘s ass approximately 87,982,000 times over the past decade. That, of course, doesn’t stop him from dropping his drawers and showing it another 82,888,220,126 times. The Australian actor has gone bare yet again […]
Trey Songz Is A Hot Piece of DICK!
FUCK, I been away from y’all CUM hungry sluts for way too long! You just KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles couldn’t neglect reporting on the hottest pieces of DICK in the whole damn universe, so here I am to tell you about Trey Songz and his […]
Amazing Grace: My Erotic, Role-Reversing Sexual Congress With Nancy Grace
I get a lot of fan mail asking, “Daddy Mayonnaise, have you ever had sex with a woman?” This is a very common question asked of gay men, and the answer, up until last week, was no. The thought had always intrigued me, and it […]