Happy birthday to Zachary Quinto, who turns 32 years old today. Anyone who knows me is aware that I have an obsession with the number 32, so Quinto better watch his fine heterosexual ass. Does anyone know what Quinto and his "roommate" are doing to […]
Tag: Celebrity
This May Be Your Only Chance To Lick Daniel Craig’s Body
Many men would admit wanting to put their lips to James Bond star Daniel Craig’s sculpted torso. This ice-pop might have been designed to please the ladies, but they sure as hell can't stop you from deepthroating Craig's double-O-seven like there's no tomorrow. The good […]
Brad Pitt Sexually Harasses Mel Gibson In The Best Way Possible
While accepting an award from Mel Gibson at Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards in L.A., Brad Pitt said, "Thanks, sugar tits!" The joke was in reference to Gibson's 2006 DUI arrest, in which he called a female police officer the same name. Pitt was accepting […]
Jim Carrey Is Gay For Robert Pattinson
The Eminem–Bruno fight over him with Ryan Reynolds. The hottie actor previously referenced the Twilight star, stating, "Look, I'm not gay–but I'm thinking about it." Geez, who wouldn't go gay for this guy? – Dewitt
Lifestyles Of The Big And The Famous
In celebration of as hung as MTV's Robert Sepulveda Jr… – Dewitt
Zachary Quinto Likes Big Loads
Do we even need to comment on this video of Star Trek and Heroes star Zachary Quinto being doused in a milky white substance? Yes, yes we do. Quinto has recently spotted at a film event hanging out with co-star Eric Bana and his boyfriend, as […]
Who Would You Rather?: Christian Bale Edition
Ever have to choose between two men? How about choosing between two of the same man? This week, we're asking who would you rather–Christian Bale as Jack Kelly in Newsies or Christian Bale as John Connor in Terminator Salvation? It's a battle of boyish good […]
Hugh Jackman And Daniel Craig Together At Last
Picture it. New York, 2009. Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman running around together in police uniforms. Sounds promising, right? Though this may sound remarkably similar to the wet dream I had last night, it's actually the formula that will transform Broadway's A Steady Rain into a huge […]
Bloodhound Gang Gets Naked on Stage
Remember the Bloodhound Gang? Remember the song "The Bad Touch"? Well, one member of the band likes getting naked on stage and does it often. Check it out as he pulls a box with a chain attached to his penis and another video where he […]
How Could You Be So Toothless?
Demi Moore recently posted some toothless photos of herself on Twitter, writing "Happy to share and always appreciate the opportunity to find humility!!! Or at least be able to laugh at myself!" Clearly she's taking a page from her hubby Ashton's book of over-sharing. You […]