In n’ out, your t-shirt says? Oh, I’ll go in n’ out on you, beefandtattoos. And I don’t mean verbally. Please sit that ass directly on my face. Your ass is so fine that my tongue would grow to the size of that pitchy stripper‘s […]
That ass is why speed skating is one of the most underrated sports of all time. Blake Skjellerup is an openly gay pro speed skater. If he makes it to this year’s Sochi Winter Olympics, he will be the first out gay athlete to compete […]
I was as shocked as the rest of the world when, during our exclusive interview, Colby Jansen suddenly gave a shout-out to my spiritual yet earthy co-blogger Dewitt and revealed he would have bottomed for him! We edited it out, but I audibly gasped, clutched […]
You won’t find RyanoSaurus in Jurassic Park. You’ll find him in Toronto wearing the skimpiest underwear save a thong, and showing off his tight, tight body. Our dinosaur friend here is a graphic designer but also works as a personal trainer. Smart, motivated, and all […]
“Hey Ricardo, what’s up?” “Not much. Just walking around in the canyons in these little shorts. Flexing. Looking ripped.” “Yeah, those shorts are pretty skimpy. They look like they’re about to fall right off of you.” “Dude, I think it’s cuz’ of my round, muscular […]
Because I wanted to see what all the fuss was about (and because I think Charlotte Rampling is the business), I started watching Dexter this season. Nowadays, it’s way easy to catch up with a series. All you really have to do for Dexter is watch […]
Here’s where I relieve my Monday morning grouchy by torturing your asses. Ausboy78 is a sex sasquatch straight out of Canada. He’s looking for a “bit of fun” on Manhunt. So the guy is good to go. And you’re going to want to with him […]
It’s interesting that French model Lauric Reynes-Bentata’s first name is “Lauric”. Drop the “L” and it’s “auric”. And “auric” means “of, relating to, derived from, or containing gold”. And that…wait, fuck, he’s painted silver. Nevermind. Thought I was on to something there. Lauric’s got his […]
Belgian soccer demigod Eden Hazard’s ass has its own Twitter. Your ass doesn’t get its own Twitter unless its two mounds of hunky flesh that are made of ass dreams. Eden plays for the Chelsea soccer club, and when his cakes bounce across the field, […]
Ben Whishaw? Who’s he? Well, he’s a critically acclaimed British actor who just came out of the closet. And he came out married! Whishaw’s rep confirmed that he and his husband, composer Mark Bradshaw, were married in a civil ceremony last year. You’re still going […]
