Christmas has come and gone. It’s time to return the gifts you pretended to like and to prepare for your New Year’s Eve festivities. For me, that means getting a gigantic cheese plate and a bottle of wine and mocking Ryan Seacrest on New Year’s […]
Last Monday, I received the gift of the above screencap via text of New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman. He’s definitely proving he’s playing the right position. This is probably one of the few times I ever texted about last night’s game. Edelman’s wet […]
These belong to a guy named Carson Hiner. He’s model gorgeous and might actually be one, cuz’ it looks like someone gave him an endorsement deal. The problem is, he knows he’s model gorgeous. He also makes his mom call him a “faggot” in one […]
The picture below is of Florida Gators quarterback Jeff Driskel and what looks to be “The Greatest Ass In Football History”. We need our Manhunt Daily Ass Detective Squad to report for duty. There’s a possibility that this is a crime scene: Why is it […]
We’ve missed the mess out of Daniel Garofali! He shot some new pics with Rick Day for DNA, and must have improved property values for miles around that beach. Couldn’t you watch him roll around in the sand for hours? He might be perfect. Yes, […]
Winter is coming and what better way to keep warm than to curl up with a hairy hottie like Jon Gomez? These lovely photographs of Jon by Joan Crisol will renew your lust for fuzzy fellows. Look at the fur on this dude. You just want […]
This beefy dude passed out on the lower bunk with no pants on (sounds like an invitation to me), and his buddies decided to strap his big white ass. My favorite part of this vid is when the spanked dude starts to sensuously massage his […]
Yes, NBA, yes. We need this sort of horseplay and hijinks. Players should be routinely stripped, restrained, and soundly spanked. It improves their focus on the court! This is New Orleans Pelican Anthony Davis getting his naughty ass spanked on the floor of a locker […]
Oh these scamps! Here’s a bunch of brahs seeing what happen when you drive by a mooning buddy at 75 mph and slap a pie on his ass. What happens is intense pain and blueberry juice permanently imprinted on a buttcheek. Way to not get […]
Model, sports psychologist and tennis pro (at least that’s how his Twitter profile reads) Jake Jensen has an interesting face. It’s a little Cro-Magnon Hobbit, but it’s also handsome. Not many dudes could make “Cro-Magnon Hobbit” work, but Jake does. He’s a model! His lanky […]
