Christmas has come and gone. It’s time to return the gifts you pretended to like and to prepare for your New Year’s Eve festivities. For me, that means getting a gigantic cheese plate and a bottle of wine and mocking Ryan Seacrest on New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. J. Harvey needs a life.
To commemorate Christmas 2013, here are more sexy Santa Clauses for you to jerk off upon. Admittedly, I always feel a little guilty when I snap the carrot to holiday hard-ons like the ones below. It’s sort of like besmirching your childhood. It doesn’t mean I’m not going to. Forgive me, Santa.
– J. Harvey
Check out Tumblr’s finest holidays hoes below:
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Oh, I’d like to have some of them stuff MY stocking.
I agree,Man I would to have all of those guys stuff my stocking HOHo Ho hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snap the carrot…cute.