Montana Volby: In Which We Question Why Ash Taylor’s Non-Porn Name Sounds Pornier Than His Porn Name

Meet Montana Volby, the freshest new face in the modeling industry! You might notice that he bears a strong resemblance to Randy Blue porn star Ash Taylor, which makes sense, since they’re clearly the same exact person. Unless Ash has an evil twin brother who […]

The Ten: In Which Everything Else Is Irrelevant, Because Benjamin Godfre Will Obviously Win This Round

We’re sorry to be so blunt with the title of this post. Some of you will consider it a self-fulfilling prophecy when, around this time next week, Benjamin Godfre is named the “sexiest man of the moment”. However, we don’t think it’s a stretch to […]