We really can’t win when it comes to Britney Spears‘ new single “Hold It Against Me”. If we say we love it, the uber-masculine Nazis will call us flaming queens and condemn us to homosexual hell. If we say we hate it, the overly obsessive […]
Tag: Britney Spears
Aural Only: Tim McGraw
Crap on a stick! We were so prepared to post Britney Spears‘ new single “Hold It Against Me”, after rumors circulated that it’d be making its debut today. Alas, the leaked demo was followed by an announcement that the song won’t appear until next Tuesday, […]
Aural Only: Avril Lavigne
My love for Avril Lavigne is pretty shameless. I’ve danced to “Girlfriend” in at least five different languages, all while wearing nothing but my underwear. My friends once convinced me to perform “Sk8er Boi” at a karaoke bar. And let’s not forget the endless sing-along […]
Aural Only: Jessie J
Aren’t there enough recent pop songs about penis envy? First, Ciara wished she could act “Like A Boy”, and then Beyonce did the whole “If I Were A Boy” thing. At what point does it transcend beyond empowerment to being totally played out? Well, the […]
Weekly Top Ten: Can Katy Make A Comeback?
Reactions were mixed on the departure of Katy Perry‘s “Firework” from our Weekly Top Ten charts. While some of us were thrilled to see it go, a good portion of readers expressed their disapproval on its hasty exit. Were we wrong to not save it […]
Aural Only: Cher
Holy crap, holy crap! Bust out your naked bodysuits and sequin-covered dildos, because Cher is back in the motherfucking house. Did you hear that sound? It was this sixty-four year-old diva simultaneously snatching the wigs from the heads of Britney Spears, Madonna and Lady Gaga. […]
Gleek Out: Britney/Brittany
How do you combine the two gayest things ever–Britney Spears and Glee? The equation involves John Stamos, a whole lot of fantasy sequences and an epic sex riot. Oh, and I suppose a cameo (or three) by the self-proclaimed “living legend” herself. In this episode, […]
Two Episodes of Britney on Glee?
Who’s excited for tomorrow night’s Britney episode of Glee? Being a fan of Ms. Spears, I’m certainly looking forward to it! In other Britney/Glee news, I read there’s going to be a second Britney themed episode early next year. Like the first season, Glee will […]
Aural Only: Tricky
By now, you’re probably aware that gay men only care about Lady Gaga, penises and Britney Spears. If you haven’t figured this out by now, then you should pick up your handbook from the official headquarters of homosexuality. Oh, and don’t forget! You’re not eligible […]
Surprise! Britney Spears Is In Trouble Again…
Just when you thought Britney Spears left the craziness in her past, something like this happens. The pop singer’s former bodyguard, Fernando Flores, is suing the self-proclaimed “living legend” for repeatedly subjecting him to “unwanted sexual advances” and harassment. And that’s not even the worst […]