ITEM – Don’t hate George Clooney because he’s still beautiful at 50. Today is the former Facts of Life and Roseanne (what, those were important roles!) star’s birthday. Many of these celebrities are having their faces mutilated and rat poison injected into their mugs to […]
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Quickie: Roy Lavi
Roy Lavi is just too damn adorable. We’re having trouble thinking of naughty things to say about him, because all we want to do is put him in our pocket and take him out when we’re feeling depressed. There’s just so much warmth to his […]
Caption This: Big Ones
Technically, it’d be for the best if you didn’t know the story behind this week’s caption-worthy image, but the curious among you can head over here for an explanation. The rest of you can try your best to come up with a hilarious caption for […]
Gerard Butler Is Now Forty
So I think it's now official–I'm totally a porn talk way much, will be celebrating his fortieth birthday today. And if he happens to be reading this post, I have an excellent birthday gift that he can pick up at my house tonight. He just […]
Happy Birthday Barack Obama
Happy Birthday to President Barack Obama, who turns 48 today! Obama will celebrate with family and no huge events are planned, but I'm sure he'll at least get some birthday lovin'. Too bad he's not bringing in Beyonce to do a Marilyn-like "Happy Birthday". – […]
Anderson Cooper Gets A Surprise Birthday Visit
Kathy Griffin showed up to Anderson Cooper's job yesterday, but she wasn't coming to knock the dicks out of his mouth. The D-List comedian and Suze Orman stopped by CNN to wish the silver fox a very happy 42nd birthday. Do you think Anderson was […]
Hey Guys, Taylor Lautner Is Seventeen Years-Old
You know that guy from Twilight whose been all blogs? No, not Robert Pattinson or Kellan Lutz. The other one… you know, the hot werewolf. What's his name again? Taylor Lautner? Mmm, it's like he's tailor-made to sex me up. Wait, what? He's SEVENTEEN? Fuck. Now we […]
Happy Birthday Zachary Quinto!
Happy birthday to Zachary Quinto, who turns 32 years old today. Anyone who knows me is aware that I have an obsession with the number 32, so Quinto better watch his fine heterosexual ass. Does anyone know what Quinto and his "roommate" are doing to […]
Happy Birthday Harvey Milk
Had he not been assassinated in 1978, US politician and gay rights activist Harvey Milk would have turned 79 years-old today. We can't help but wonder how different these past 31 years would have been with him alive and kicking. James Franco's butt can't even comfort us […]