Technically, it’d be for the best if you didn’t know the story behind this week’s caption-worthy image, but the curious among you can head over here for an explanation. The rest of you can try your best to come up with a hilarious caption for this picture. And let’s be honest… it shouldn’t be that hard.
Speaking of hard, we had an extremely difficult time choosing the winner for last week’s contest! Actually, that’s kind of a lie. Most of you saw sparklers in butts and immediately thought “fart joke”, and we’re a bunch of uptight bitches who really hate fart jokes. Naturally, the winning caption has nothing to do with Mexican food…
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Runner-Up: “Some people will do ANYTHING to be in Manhunt’s 4th of July “Caption This” photo!”
I’m gonna win IPhone Wars this time.
Early Christmas presents: one for Mom, one for Dad, one for sister Sue, and the black one for Grandma….
Decisions, decisions, dickisions!
A queens nightmare…CHOICES….
fart jokes are hilarious hth
Objects in mirror looked at through an iPhone may look smaller than they actually are.
This is the last time I check dad’s medicine cabinet.
This is the LAST time I drop in to visit Grandma without calling first.
Damn, I hate picking out birthday presents.
Poor Goldicocks! Once he tried them all, fucking him was like fucking a glass of water.
wow I had no idea my roommate need3ed more than mine
wow I had no idea my roommate needed more than mine
eeney, meeney, miney, HO!
All work and no play makes me a loose boy.
I think I need a bigger butt.
ive got a lovely bunch of rubbernuts…..dee da le dee
And magically overnight, the beans sprouted and…….
The idildo something 4 every ASSHOLE !!!
OMG is that a first gen iPhone?
Hmm… Which one doesn’t fit?
size queen much?
Fresh haircut $25, Iphone $99, Hot tattoos $300, Asking to use the bathroom at your latest tricks house…Priceless
Matt showed up for his first date with that nice guy from ManHunt, but got a little intimidated….
Oh no! I just sent this pic to my mom.
Mom I have something to tell you.
Shit this just went out to every one I know. How am I going to explane it to mom and dad.
What?!? All of them…at one time?
eenie, meenie, minie, mo…
I don’t have enough holes!
Well the gangs all here, Murdock, Baracus, Hannibal, and Faceman! GO A-TEAM!
Its right there, on the shelf in the, next the the giant dildo.
Its right there, on the shelf, next the the giant dildo.
Guys we are so going to need MORE LUBE!!!
What?? The camera adds 10 pounds!!
Being told to “pick the one that is not like the others” was causing Bob great consternation.
Jesus,you can’t even trust interns to organize their dicks properly.
iphone wars-the big dildo contest.
A size queen’s dream collection.
FOUR DILDO’S AND A PORN STAR.
And how do i compete against these?
This package comes with four dildo’s a porn star and an iphone. Operators are standing by for your call
So many toys, so little time.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,thursday …..wait there are 3 missing
Boys and their toys.
Yes im just as big.
Can you see me clearly?
Look! Five big dicks!!!
This is what happens when you cant make up your mind.
Buy these four dildo’s and get me for free.
just be glad it wasn’t underwear then we will be hear all day
Much like his sizing dilemma at Starbucks, Bob was having trouble discerning his dates request for a “large one”.
I thought mom’s purse looked a little bulky…she took three of them! D<
My fantasy Semi-Champion World Cup Finalists.
Wait a minute…I”m sure I left my car keys on this shelf!
I’ve heard of The black sheep in the family but the black dildo?
Dad? I thought I had something to tell you, but do you have something to tell me?