Look at this meat market. I love The Guy Site (despite the fact that we couldn’t get an interview with Marcelo). Why? I give you five reasons. They’re all under these totally unnecessary words I’m typing. They’ve got big asses, big pecs, big arms, big […]
When sexy schlub soldiers strip down to their undies and start slapping bodies, boners are born. This next sentence is normally where I start apologizing for thinking fat guys are hot but fuck that. These fat guys are hot. Watching their big bellies and butts […]
Mrzoltowski‘s Manhunt profile text contains very little except the warning that “this product may contain nuts”. We love a cheeky bastard. He’s a big ole’ beefstick from the UK, and I want to motorboat those big hairy pecs. And while I’m motorboating them, I will […]
It’s about damn time we got some new Bobby Creighton pics. Mr. Creighton certainly knows how to fill out a pair of skivvies. It would be very, very difficult to find a body part on Bobby that isn’t close to perfect. From his luscious, thick […]
He was sitting in the passenger seat of my car. COLBY FUCKING-BEEFY-PORN-GOD-DYNAMO-PISTON-TOP-BADONKA-DONK JANSEN of MEN.COM was IN MY CAR. And he looked even hotter in person. He’s taller. And his arms. And he has an insane smile. And he smells really good. And seriously butch. He was […]
In n’ out, your t-shirt says? Oh, I’ll go in n’ out on you, beefandtattoos. And I don’t mean verbally. Please sit that ass directly on my face. Your ass is so fine that my tongue would grow to the size of that pitchy stripper‘s […]
I was as shocked as the rest of the world when, during our exclusive interview, Colby Jansen suddenly gave a shout-out to my spiritual yet earthy co-blogger Dewitt and revealed he would have bottomed for him! We edited it out, but I audibly gasped, clutched […]
“Hey Ricardo, what’s up?” “Not much. Just walking around in the canyons in these little shorts. Flexing. Looking ripped.” “Yeah, those shorts are pretty skimpy. They look like they’re about to fall right off of you.” “Dude, I think it’s cuz’ of my round, muscular […]
I already wanted to gobble Canadian rugby star Jamie Cudmore’s cock. Then I read these two Tweets. This big sex ape is a straight ally! Of course he is, he’s Canadian. Everything good comes from Canada. Michael J. Fox, poutine, Mountie porn – the list is […]
It’s just dandy how GQ‘s initials have gone from standing for “Gentlemen’s Quarterly” to meaning “(For) Gays and Queers” cuz’ below is their cover for September. San Francisco 49er and Superbowl champ Colin Kaepernick is a pro jock who is very comfortable with his shiny, […]
