We’ll keep on whacking off to pictures of Tom Hardy in Warrior right up until the flick is finally released. And after. Some new shots of gorgeous, pillow-lipped actor Hardy in character are included in a new book called The Men of Warrior. It’s by […]
Tag: beefy
Woof Alert: John Thomas
He’s woofy and his name is an old-school term for penis – he’s John Thomas. We know, some of you will come at us with “put down the pizza, tubby” or just plain “next!” For those of you who like a gentleman with a little […]
Woof Alert: Alex Eden
Fuckin’ A! Alex Eden is a cub supreme. Superman is right. Supermusclecub! Check out the pic where he’s lying on his belly, and his big beefy ass is about to rise to the challenge. Ugh, it’s so hot it’s almost painful. I think my nuts […]
Would You Hit That?: Kevin James
I sure as fuck would. So would my illustrious co-blogger. Kevin James is one of the hottest pieces of celebrity ass out there. True, I have an addiction to beef, but he’s got a killer smile and he’s so sweet-looking! I want to shove my […]
Quickie: Derek Atlas
Sometimes you just want to look at pictures of a hot guy with a big hard cock standing by the pool. Much like popsicles, mosquito bites, and beach sex – it’s one of the ways you know summer has arrived. Well, it’s a symbol of […]
Max Summers Is A Bodybuilder Bitch Bottom
Don’t you love it when porn defies your expectations? You know what I’m talking about! When the tall guy with a huge cock gets his thick ass plowed. When the salt and pepper daddy winds up bending over for a younger twink. When the average […]
Hot or Not: Tans & Tanning
There are advantages and disadvantages to tanning. It’s been said that a nice tan will bring out your muscle tone. A little sun goes a long way, putting a smile on your face, giving you a nice dose of Vitamin D and [insert other benefit […]
Woof Alert: Cowboy Dave
Sometimes, you just have to get past the stringy hair and the presence of a cheesy hat and focus on what’s right. Cowboy Dave‘s got a beefy body with a light dusting of hair, and a nice suckable dick. Boots In Bed documents “real life […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: The Real Househusbands Of New Jersey
Bravo’s Real Housewives Of… reality television brand has the whole “vapid, shrieking, egomaniacal leather-faced women screaming and punching each other” genre on lock. You can watch maybe five minutes of any of these shows before getting an intense migraine and wondering if humanity should just […]
The Daily Show Gives Anthony Weiner A Porn Soundtrack
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I love The Daily Show. As if I needed yet another reason to tune in to Comedy Central Monday through Thursday at 11:00, check out this hot saxophone player from last night’s episode. Jon Stewart was […]