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Caption This: Beer Butt
Today’s caption-worthy hunk is laying sprawled out on the kitchen counter, showing off his incredibly fuckable ass. But what’s this? There’s something he’s shoving up that perky butthole, and it looks like it’s a bottle of beer! Don’t try this one at home, folks… With […]
On The Hunt: Ricky & Blaze
We’re going to start making weekly updates about On The Hunt. If you’re not fond of this idea for any given reason, you can suck my balls. And I’m not even kidding about that, because I really enjoy having my balls licked. Preferably, I’d like […]
Twink Tank: Ashton Rush
Are you ready to watch a ridiculously hot twink fucking himself with a dildo? If so, it gives us great pleasure to introduce you to Ashton Rush. And it’d give us even greater pleasure to see this boy on all fours, ready to be plowed […]
Would You Ever: Use An Inflatable Dildo?
We briefly considered making this a “Have You Ever” post, but then we thought about it for a second. Most folks probably haven’t had a giant rubber dick inflating up their butthole, though we may be jumping to conclusions by making that assumption. So let’s […]
Have You Ever: Used A Double-Ended Dildo?
I never really understood the appeal of a double-ended dildo. While I fully endorse using sex toys with a sexual partner in the room, it’s usually the visual element that makes those experiences so great. When you remove that aspect, it seems like a less […]
Popular Demand: Top Ten Men & Kris Allen
Our weekly countdown of the hottest men on Earth came out on top, taking the number one spot as last week's Most Popular post. Just a reminder–there's still time to vote in the polls, so make sure you head over to
Just The Tips: Gimme More (But Promise Less)
Some people hate surprises. But they probably won't hate a surprise if it involves fucking your ass. Let's say you invite someone over with the promise of a long blowjob or "full service" treatment with your tongue. After slobbering all over his dick, you straddle […]
Just The Tips: This Is Not A Dildo
Today I read some rather disturbing advice on "homemade sex toys" for masturbation. Admittedly, it turned me on a little, because it encouraged straight dudes to stick things in their asses. This would all be extremely hot if those objects didn't include chopsticks, toothbrush handles, […]
None Of These Guys Are Looking At The Camera
Well, you can never say that we don't listen to you. Upon receiving several complaints that our recent porn features have been "too posed", I ventured onward to find a scene with absolutely no human-to-camera eye contact. Now you're left with nothing else to bitch […]