Warning! The image for today’s round of Caption This has nothing to do with Bert and Ernie. It’s a very graphic shot we saw on Colby Keller‘s blog Big Shoe Diaries months and months ago, and we held off on posting it… Because, well, you’ll […]
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Oral Only: Nathan Eugene
Wednesday seems like a good day for a facial, no? Since we can’t actually hear your answer, we’re just going to assume you said “yes” and share these pics of scruffy cocksuckerĀ Nathan Eugene. He follows in the footsteps of Cyrus Vaughn, Colton Long, Cameron Jacobs […]
Is Tate Taylor Your Valentine?
Do you like bushy beards, blue eyes, bald heads, tattoos, thick asses, kinky attitudes and men who can’t drink wine without missing their mouths? Then good news! We found your Valentine. His name is Tate Taylor, he’s a model for Bear Films, and he wants […]
The Amateur Hour: Cute Cub Camming (Part II)
Many loads were blown to our “Cute Cub Camming” installment of The Amateur Hour. You might think I’m saying that without any substantial evidence whatsoever, but I’d like to direct the jury’s attention to exhibit C—a waste bin full of jizz-encrusted paper towels, discovered next […]
Woof Alert: Dirk Willis
Good news for anyone who’s crushing on gay porn’s newest muscle bearĀ Dirk Willis! He’s not straight. Though his scene for Bait Buddies presented him as a reluctant first-timer, he reveals within the first few minutes of his High Performance Men solo that, sexually speaking, he […]
Exclusive Video Interview with Samuel OāToole (Part I)
As promised on last week‘s edition of The Cock Buffet, here is the first installment of our exclusive interview with Samuel O’Toole! We kicked things off with what’s sure to be the least popular question, but the one I was personally most curious about—Why haven’t […]
You’ve Seen Him With A Beer Bottle Up His Ass, Now Follow Him On Tumblr & Masturbate To His Pics
So I’m a jerk who credited the wrong Tumblr on this past weekend’s Caption This entry! It turns out that the image actually came from abeardedboy, a naughty collection of self portraits by a (clearly) bearded gentleman named “Dom“. As you might imagine, he has […]
Hot or Not: Anal Beads
Kyle Butler is my new gay porn obsession because—a) He looks like every other bearded Brooklyn hipsterfuck I’ve ever wanted to bang, b) He is a total bottom whore, and c) There really don’t need to be any other reasons. After kicking off his career […]
Caption This: Cucumber & A Tub of Vaseline
Armed with a cucumber and a large tub of vaseline, a young man explores his attraction to vegetables. He strokes his dick gently as every inch slides into his eager yet poorly-lubed (Vaseline? Seriously?) hole. And it’s the perfect equation for another round of Caption […]
Shay Michaels & Kyle King Will Cause Multiple ‘Gasms
Just look at these two! Bulging in their jockstraps and smirking their faces off, acting like they’re not giving me the biggest boner in the history of the universe. I mean, it’s a scientific fact that Shay Michaels and Kyle King are two of the […]






