So last weekend I was watching Spongebob Squarepants. Don't judge! I had a hangover, and I needed to indulge something completely mindless. Plus, it led to an exciting discovery. During the commercial break, there was a promo for this show called Big Time Rush. I […]
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Who Would You Rather?: Miley Cyrus BF Edition
Have you heard about Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend Liam Hemsworth? Apparently, they're both "deeper than normal people–what they think and how they feel". At least that's how the pop princess justified their instant chemistry on the set of The Last Song. We have […]
Secret Sex: Richard Karn
The only reason I ever watched Home Improvement was Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor's sidekick Al Borland. Before Pete Kuzak entered my life, he was my very first "bear crush". Seeing him frolic about on Tool Time conditioned me for a life of lusting after men with […]
Would You Hit That?: Peter Krause
NBC's latest series Parenthood will be premiering tonight, with actor Peter Krause filling the role of Adam Braverman. Krause has previously appeared on the short-lived series Sports Night and Dirty Sexy Money, but he's primarily known for his portrayal of Nate Fisher on Six Feet […]
Channing Tatum Relives Stripper Past
What's up with hot guys giving lapdances to famous lesbians instead of me? I'd be lying if I said this was a common theme in my life, but I wouldn't be lying if I said I'm insanely jealous of Ellen DeGeneres right now. She's not […]
Gerard Does Aniston’s B’Day (With No Shirt)
I'm still not able to accept that Gerard Butler's putting his dick inside Jennifer Aniston, but there's no doubt that he attended her forty-first birthday party. There are pictures to prove it, with the Hollywood hunk running around in nothing but his bathing suit. And […]
Would You Hit That?: Josh Duhamel
Critics have been slamming Josh Duhamel's latest flick with Kristen Bell, with such ringing endorsements as "far worse than anyone could have anticipated". Did you expect much more from a movie with such a lame premise? Let's talk about something that's actually interesting. For example, would […]
Secret Sex: John Travolta
Upon seeing the TV spot for From Paris With Love, I thought to myself, "Who the hell is that hot bald dude with the goatee? I would sit on his face in a second!" I was getting more worked up as the ad went along… […]
Secret Sex: Zach Galifianakis
Though I'll never remember how to spell Zach Galifianakis' last name, I can now officially state that I've admitted to wanting to suck his dick. Yes, I am talking about the guy from The Hangover. No, not Ed Helms or Bradley Cooper… the one with […]
Is This Paul Rudd Naked?
Probably not. But the pictures you're about to see sure had me doing a double take! I swore to death that this hairy cutie from Guys With iPhones was Paul Rudd, but then I realized that he's a tad too skinny to be the beloved star […]

