Straight Guys Are Gay: The Hetero Dude Who Could Twerk

[Ed. note – Before we go into it, this post only works if the gentlemen in question is straight. Otherwise, it’s just a family member of ours who has his masters degree in twerkin’. So, as far you know, dude is straight. We now return you to our regularly scheduled post.]

That girl thought she had skills. She has nary a skill! This would be most evident when her buddy in the tank top takes to the IHOP floor. That ass is like watching one of those paddleball-on-a-string thingies old people had as toys during the Depression! Who knew a straight fella could work his booty like that? His skills are so breathtaking that the girl becomes even more confused and tries to best him again! Please put your skirt down and take a seat, honey. He’s got this.

Speaking of twerkin’, did you know my esteemed co-blogger and spiritual touchstone dewitt is running a summer-long twerk contest here on Manhunt Daily? You need to get your mancooch in front of your cam and start droppin’ and poppin’! There’s a prize!

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628 thoughts on “Straight Guys Are Gay: The Hetero Dude Who Could Twerk

  1. Wow that bitch couldn’t handle losing she kept twerking her scrawny ass in front of the dudes to try and give them boners, it’s really pathetic.
    THEY SAID YOU LOST. Get over it.
    I need the dude’s number thanks.

  2. She had a nice bum, but she seemed more like a 2nd rate stripper on her lunch break. Dude was all around hot… good looking, muscular, and a great ass. Clearly he won.

  3. I’m just glad it’s not in a Waffle House. Too many ‘classy’ things happen in a Waffle House so yay that IHOP is experiencing the glamour and sophistication.

    And I have a strong suspicion that dude knows what a penis tastes like.

  4. DEWETT the time is now, you need to contact that youtuber so he can ask Adam to do an interview for ManHuntdaily, that’s something I would definitely look forward to reading!

    He could also give weekly twerk/butt workout tutorials, since Colby Keller does not cover this area.

  5. WoW… at first I thought the employees were there because they wanted to see the event, but it’s much more obvious now that they were there because that chick was on something good! Drunk, stoned, ludes, whatever. How embarrassed she should feel.

  6. Is there anything trashier than twerking? Maybe peeing in a public fountain, or vomiting in a taxi. That’s about it.

  7. Don’t care if he’s straight, don’t care if he’s gay. I just want him to back that thing in my direction.

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