Fuck Krypton. Clark Kent is from Spain! He goes by Jano_Barcelona on Manhunt. His abs are available to wash laundry upon, and if you need to be held aloft on a ski slope ala’ Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing, he’s your man. His iliac furrow (aka “cum gutters”) is perfection. How do we import him to the States? This calls for a Kickstarter.
– J. Harvey
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why does he label himself a twink
geez, i hope he makes a new year’s resolution to let his girlfriend know that he’s gay.
And I hope he makes a new year’s resolution to let me clear the cum out of his gutters.
That ridiculous strip of facial hair makes him look like he was chewing on the wrong end of a Sharpie.
Well, my name is Steve Rodgers. The same name as Captain America. I was called “Capt” throughout school.
And what the fuck is he doing with an American flag draped over his shoulders like it’s a shawl?
Taking a photo like hundreds of others who do the same thing
Those legs… Mmmm
True, but still doesn’t make it appropriate. And he doesn’t even appear to be an American.
So?
it might be inappropriate but I have seen far worse with respect to handling of the American flag and so what if he does not look american WHAT’S YOUR POINT R U implying that only people who look 2 be american can handle the american flag ?
Rufus T how do U know that he has a girlfriend ?
Douche-tastic. He’s hot, but not in a pleasant way. More JERSEY SHORE than SUPERMAN, dudes.
I was looking at that too, going – what is this point of this? Especially since he’s hairless everywhere else.