The Anal Ring Toss might be the best gag gift that could potentially get you laid. Imagine it! You show up to a party and give it to someone. They unwrap it, everyone has a good laugh and hilarity ensues. It’s placed to the side on a table, and then hours later, you pick it up and casually ask if anyone’s drunk enough to give it a try. You could even volunteer to stick it in your own ass and walk around asking people to give it a try. (People will usually do anything as dumb as this if they’re liquored up enough. How else do you explain the popularity of cornhole?)
Now, if you wait until all the uptight prudes go home, here’s how the toy can come in handy! It’s basically just a butt plug with a small rod attached to it. Therefore, whoever decides to wear it is going to be loosened up and slightly aroused (if they’re the type of person who enjoys a little anal stimulation, and honestly, I don’t understand why you’d ever hang out with someone who doesn’t).
What if, while helping this person remove the toy, your finger “accidentally” slips in and starts massaging their prostate? What if your finger is followed by your dick teasing their hole? What if they enjoy this so much that they push back on your cock, and another friend likes the view so much that he joins in and stuffs your ring toss subject’s mouth with his cock? That would be pretty fun, no?
– Dewitt
Check out some pics of the Anal Ring Toss below:
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Hum, usually when I’ve played ring toss, I was facing the person…….but I guess that way could work too just maybe not as fun.
This is an old Howard Stern Gag from the studdering John days. Old news.
Whatever! It doesn’t make it any less fun.
cut off the head and I’ll play!