Hello, it is your favorite penis again! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here today to tell you that it is socially irresponsible and totally preposterous to suggest that anyone but Johnny Rapid has the 2013 Butthole of The Year. I have heard vicious rumors than men like Theon and Slate Steele have been considered for the award, and this is all wrong on levels that I cannot even begin to think about, because I am just a penis with no brain.
All I know is that every time Dewitt looks at Johnny Rapid’s enchanted man-taint, my head oozes a little as I stand up and start to dance! It oozed so much last night while he watched this scene with Connor Kline that I don’t know if I will ever dance again…
That is a joke and exaggeration! I do not have a mouth, so I can not laugh. But I can tell you that I will most definitely dance again, because am dancing right now as Dewitt types this post for me. In conclusion, Johnny Rapid is the best human being alive, and I would like to be inside of him. Okay, bye! I am a penis.
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Let your dicks dance forever as you imagine what Johnny’s sweet young hole feels like:
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you can park a buick in that thing, lol, Im kidding before you all start hating
Blondes have sexier buttholes.
Johnny, take some of that porn money and get some Invisaligns for teeth. You’ll look better and be happy about when you’re older.
It is a magical little butt hole isn’t it? Lol! After all the use & well abuse that we’ve actually seen it take, you would think that it would look more torn up than Paris Hilton’s nasty razor burned snatch. But nope. It just pops right back into place like it’s never been used. It’s like the stretch armstrong of assholes. Oh god have I dated myself with a stretch armstrong reference. Lol!
Also it’s funny to see Conner topping. I watched him as Brice on Sean Cody. He is sooooooo a full on bottom. Lol!
That hole is stretched out more than Chris Christie’s underwear
yay, totally agreed. when I saw this boy the first time, months ago, I saw a huge star being born, honestly. whatever u feel when u see him, it’s how I feel too. i would spend day and night in and out of that hole. honestly.
Uh, I’m not sure what’s preventing that from happening! You should submit an application to MEN.COM. 😛
(PS: I know I owe you an e-mail!)
haha, yeah right! I guess men.com is a bit out of my comfort zone LOL, take ur time about the email.
is it just me or he just getting hotter as he grow?
not really a fan of johnny but that top is friggin gorgious
I just don’t get his appeal. He’s not ugly, he’s just very average (average face, average body, average butt, average cock…). I see guys that look like him on a daily basis.
He could use a good ass wax and dental work.
Yes, I am a hater.
It’s a dye job…
You don’t say.
Personally I like a bottom to have an average size cock so I am more into pleasing his as a bottom than playing with his cock. And that small frame which allows his butt to naturally open up for you when he bends over is awesome. Plus who would not like those eyes looking back at them with lust and pleasure shining through during it all?
and it doesn’t look good on him it just washes out his face, hes pale to start with, he needs to leave it alone and go back to his normal dark hair
That is one good looking boy! Love the hair on his butt hole, And his pits aren’t bad either. The perfectly cut dick doesn’t hurt the situation either. Would love to know who this kid really is.