Immediately after typing the title of this post, we realized it could easily be misread as “Have You Ever: Not Made It To The Bathroom”. In case you’re worried, we promise today’s entry tackles a much sexier topic. So let’s cut right to it! Have you ever been so aroused and trapped in a moment that you didn’t even make it to the bedroom?
It’s one thing to make a conscious decision to fuck on the couch, but sometimes things get so hot and heavy that you forget there’s a much comfier alternative. Maybe there’s some thrill of getting caught by a housemate? Or perhaps you’re just so horned up that you strip down and do it on the living room floor. The possibilities are endless! Leave a note with one of your experiences in the comments section.
– Dewitt
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Once we didn’t make it out of the garage after returning from a night out. The belt buckle scratch is still on the hood of the car.
Have more than once not made it past the front hall and have stains on the hardwood floor to prove it!
I agree with joeat. Can’t remember how many times I have done it in the entrance hall. And then trying to get past the kitchen is a challenge too.
Now that’s a hot story! Keep ’em coming, guys!
theres a laundry room between the house and the garage . we made it to the washer machine where the start button was pushed it was the best loads i have had.
I’ve done “it” in every room (and outside, too) so, the answer is YES! lol
After two months without my boyfriend, we didn’t make it out of the parking lot. It was HARD and FAST haha
front hall, shower, living room, backyard patio, garage. and once just outside the bedroom door…
I’m an RA in an apartment style dorm. I came back one night very wasted with a guy, and my residents next door were playing jessica simpson naturally i yelled ‘I FUCKING HATE JESSICA SIMPSON” after that he and I started making out we were on the couch in the living room then on a chair… then ended up on the floor next to my bedroom… I’m a noisy person during sex… i was rimming him and he was moaning like a wolf.. we made a lot of noise… well i didn’t realize untill he had left that the music had stopped somewhere’s during the night…. two months later while on the elevator my resident said as she left the lift “don’t you love that jessica simpson”… she had heard everything that happened that night… wew
A lot of times it is never off the massage table, somewhat like a bed.
i’d have sucked your dick and eaten the proof.
I have a few hook ups in the family/living room at my place and at others homes…Once on the couch and once in front of the couch…then when I went to a hook ups apartment on his couch and in front of it then for a differnet hook up I pounded a guy over a chair in his living room.
I have a few hook ups in the family/living room at my place and at others homes…Once on the couch and once in front of the couch…then when I went to a hook ups apartment on his couch and in front of it then for a differnet hook up I pounded a guy over a chair in his living room.
oops…that should have been “different”
oops…that should have been “different”
oh yeah! it was hot! I went to a guys house that I met on Craig’s List. He answered the door naked, and I walked into his living room. He gets on all four’s, I proceed to f*ck him, then I pull out and jizz all over his face with my 3 week old load
This is somewhat of a regular occurrence for me. My boyfriend and I are somewhat …impulsive. When the mood strikes us it’s no holds bar. I just wish the island in our kitchen was about 2 inches shorter.