Secret Sex: Mo Rocca

Mo Rocca is the sexiest nerd on the fucking planet. This is a well-known fact within the “guys who are attracted to brainy dudes” community, though we don’t expect you non-nerd-lovers to understand his appeal. As if it weren’t already for Mo to be a witty, bespectacled and thoroughly fap-worthy comedian/writer, he also happens to be openly gay. And, apparently, single.

Wait, wait! Don’t tell me* that it’s possible for a man this crush-worthy to not have a boyfriend. He must be too busy giving people boners to worry about settling down. Oh my gosh! Do you think he’s secretly a huge slut? Just say “yes”, so I can proceed to fantasize about our one night stand together. You can keep your pretty boys. All I need is some Mo in my life.

– Dewitt

* See what I did there? I’m so clever. But not as clever as Mo Rocca. ::swoon::

To see Mo Rocca shirtless, follow the JUMP:

Short video of Mo’s dancing:

And here’s a report about walking cats:

13 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Mo Rocca

  1. My Mo, is a MO!!!???? say it isn’t so!
    He would start reeling off quirky information about why salt was historically added to butter and I’d be forced to silence him  in a tried and true but spit-laden method.I can dream can’t I.

  2. In a heartbeat.  I used to listen to him on “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me”  back when I was a trucker.    Loved his sense of humor and his voice.   Finally got to see him half naked!  oh yeah -in a heartbeat.

  3. While I will admit to Mo’s attractiveness…I’ve gotta say I find Chris Hardwick and Kevin Pereira to be sexier nerds…>.>

  4. Yeah, in a heartbeat because along with Paula Poundstone he’s my favorite panelist on WWDTM – you just know he’d be so much fun in and out of the sac!

  5. This is the first I’ve heard of Mo being gay. But, truthfully: I never thought of him as a being that could have sex. I only know him from Vh1’s “I Love the…” and he seemed to be a robot trapped in a man’s body. But, I’m glad to hear so many guys have crushes on him, means there are less fantasy-contenders for Stephen Colbert.

    Dewitt: you take Mo, and I’ll take Stephen (in our dreams, I know, but isn’t that what makes it secret sex?).

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