The Speedo. The second greatest item of clothing known to man. You can probably guess the first. It’s the middle of summer here in the States, and speedos are absolutely necessary! You pretty much have to go to Provincetown, a gay pool party, or a […]
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A Mixed Message From Hardkinks
Wait, so am I supposed to let sexy strangers into my house or not? Knock, Knock starring Keanu Reeves was in the theaters for about 3 seconds. I’m sure you’ll see it floating around the Netflix netherverse at some point. Keanu plays a married guy […]
A Fleshy Five-Way From Lucas Entertainment
Dogpile on Zander! There is so much going on in Lucas Entertainment’s latest orgy scene that I barely knew where to look. Moans and groans permeate the air as cocks slam into buttholes, tongues lap at dicks, and pelvises go SLAP SLAP SLAP on buttcheeks. […]
Reality Dudes Is On Sale! (Hope You Like Bananas)
Reality Dudes, the site featuring horny frat boys in their horny frat house doing what you imagine horny frat boys do to each other, is on sale for 17.99 a month! That’s a lot of slutty fraternity dudes tormenting their naive (and hot-bodied) young pledges […]
Dato Foland Has Sex With a Ghost!
I think! It’s actually pretty confusing, if I’m being honest. And Men At Play spends so much time getting the hottest guys and shooting these completely beautiful scenes (seriously, watch the lighting in this one and then think about all the shit ass scenes […]
Utah Pride Says “NOPE.” To Satrical Mormons
This seems like a slippery slope. This week, the Utah Pride organizing committee decided, unanimously, to prevent the porn site MormonBoyz.com from being a part of the 2016 Pride festivities this June. Despite being a gay owned/operated business – which also fully owns up […]
“Damn, Mr. Taxman! You got a big ol’ dick!”
The exact kind of audit you pray for when you get a letter from the IRS. Tis the season, right guys? I’ve got my appointment with my tax guy next Monday where I find out how much I gotta cough up this year. Apparently, […]
ICYMI: Christian Rock and Jackin It on Cam
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: April 4, 2016 Loads of funnn stuff this week, on our site and elsewhere. Nothing this week that’ll make you yell or (I guess) get some of you very excited. No rosebuds, I mean, this week. Let’s […]
ICYMI: I Yelled and Had to Close the Whole Window
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: March 28, 2016 There’s one scene in here that’s SOOOOOO upsetting that I’m still mad about it. I’m probably going to be mad about it all day. Good luck finding it and then trying to wash the […]
Drawn To You: Story Time
Based on the shocking number of page views for almost all of the Drawn To You posts, MHD readers love some imagination-based dicks. And I can’t agree more with what good taste you guys have. As I’ve said before, Handjobs magazine gave me some of […]











