‘Tis the season for hanging around by the water, and we know we’re not the only ones who appreciate gawking at all the hot jocks in their bathing suits. It’s just a shame that those aforementioned jocks don’t take off their trunks and fuck one […]
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Celebrity Skin: Simon Rex
This week’s Celebrity Skin might be the dirtiest yet and that’s because this TV personality and actor/rapper has appeared in gay porn jerking off! You might have guessed it–I’m talking about Simon Rex. In his younger days before being an MTV VJ, he appeared stroking […]
Hot Flash: Adrian Lourie
As simple as Adrian Lourie‘s work may be, it always manages to catch my eye. He has a talent for capturing a quirky and humorous side of his subjects, which has a tendency to make his portraits even sexier. These aren’t just men you want […]
Caption This: Sparkler Butts
In preparation for Fourth of July weekend, we thought we’d devote today’s edition of Caption This to three dudes with sparklers up their butts. While we don’t recommend trying this at home, we do recommend coming up with a hilarious caption for all this mayhem […]
Album Review: Katie Melua
In 2006, Katie Melua was the United Kingdom’s bestselling female artist (Thanks Wikipedia!), and Europe’s highest-selling European female artist. So can someone please explain why she doesn’t get anywhere near as much exposure on this side of the pond? Sure, her cover of The Cure‘s […]
The Bachelorette Or Gay Porn?
Did this picture of an oiled-up stud come from the latest Corbin Fisher update or an episode of The Bachelorette? Surprisingly, it’s the latter. Though I didn’t actually watch the episode, the remaining four contestants apparently got into some Turkish wrestling action. We’re not going […]
Would You Hit That?: Peter Facinelli
You can probably figure out the topic matter of tomorrow’s Who Would You Rather post. Here’s a hint: It involves werewolves and vampires, yet it has nothing to do with True Blood. And if that isn’t enough to give away the answer, just take a […]
Everything Butt: Chris Porter
Every porn blogger we know seems to be obsessed with Chris Porter‘s ass, so it’s about time that we hopped on the bandwagon. Let’s start by talking about how much we’d like to throw this boy’s legs in the air and fuck the shit out […]
Quickie: Jay Horton
Damn, what’s with all these sexy-ass men wearing goggles around their neck? If the men in the locker room ever looked like this, I would have never made it to swim practice! Jay Horton is the latest stud to rock this look, and it won’t […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Caps
Are you ready for another tough decision? For today’s edition of iPhone Wars, I looked carefully through my folder of pics for the hottest men in caps. While it was extremely hard to narrow down the prospective contestants, these four hunks wound up being at […]

