Before we go any further, you should know one thing about John Connery! No, it has nothing to do with his porn pseudonym being a rip-off of fellow Scotsman Sean Connery‘s name. But it does have something to do with his ability to fuck himself […]
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In Case Your Don’t Have A 2011 Calendar Yet…
For the umpteenth year in a row, you’ve waited until the last minute to pick up a new calendar. How the hell do you handle this situation? Quite frankly, the options are overwhelming! You could go with everything from French rugby players to Nuns Having […]
Who Would You Rather?: Country Strong Edition
Audiences and critics appear to be divided on the new movie Country Strong, and we suspect there might be a similar disagreement in today’s Who Would You Rather poll. For today’s edition, we’re asking you to choose between two of the film’s incredibly attractive male […]
Last Chance: Win An iPad Just For Liking Us
It’s only two days until December 31, and we still haven’t reached our goal of 100,000 Fans on Facebook! This is your last chance to band together and make it happen. Oh, and did we mention iPads on the line? That’s right! If we reach […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Pine
Has Chris Pine ever done a full-on nude scene? We’re on a quest to discover the answer to this question, because we’re convinced the thirty year-old actor is a big ol’ tease! After going shirtless in half of his films, we were finally granted a […]
Aural Only: Dev
You may know Dev as the “voice” behind Far East Movement‘s hit single “Like A G6”, a song affectionately referred to in our office as “Like A Cheese Stick”. Her infectious single “Booty Bounce” was sampled by the group, thereby making us intrigued enough to […]
Caption This: A Very Serious Gentleman
The man in the picture above? He has a finger up his butt. While this may come as a surprise to you given the blank expression on his face, we assure you someone’s index finger is shoved halfway into his hungry and willing butthole. So […]
Album Review: Keri Hilson
Here’s a word of advice to any up-and-coming R&B divas (who just so happen to be reading a blog about penises). If you’re going to make an album about female empowerment, you probably shouldn’t have Chris Brown on the tracklist. That’s the first of many […]
Aural Only: Aiden James
When Aiden James isn’t too busy being the most adorable person on the planet, the Philadelphia-based singer-songwriter spends his time… well, duh, singing the songs he wrote. Last month, he accomplished this task live on SiriusXM, performing a brand new song from his upcoming album. […]
Random Question: Sex In Your Childhood Home?
Many of us returned to our hometowns for the holiday horror show last weekend. You probably brought your partner, or your husband, your boyfriend, or your FB. Or even the trick you are passing off as something long-term so Mom doesn’t have her “homosexuality is […]