Once upon a time, I wrote a post entitled “Conner Habib’s Man Royale Scene Is Everything“. It has recently come to my attention that this statement wasn’t 100% accurate. Yes, Conner Habib‘s scene for Man Royale is, in fact, one of the most jizz-inducing sights […]
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Random Question: Do You Like Porn With A Plot?
This topic, believe it or not, came up over an entirely platonic lunch a few weeks ago. The conversation’s been stuck in my head since then, and between last night’s post about Men In The Sand and my latest collision with My Mother’s Lover, I’m feeling […]
8 Awesome Things I Liked This Week
Welcome to my fifth installment of Awesome Things I Liked This Week, the less-pornographic cousin of our Cock Buffet series! I’ve been off my RSS feed game after the craziness of Thanksgiving, so I hope you’ll pardon that this week’s round-up is shorter than usual. […]
Flashback Friday: Tough Guys Do Dance (1991)
Why were the early ’90s so much cooler than everything else? Even when things were awful back then, they were awful in a great, thoroughly entertaining way… Of course, while the 1991 film Tough Guys Do Dance is most certainly not awful, we’d gather that […]
Frida Sundemo: “Indigo”
Ignore the fact that you’ve (probably) never heard of Swedish pop artist Frida Sundemo! Her six-month-old single “Indigo” is, by far, the best thing you’ve (probably) never put in your ears. The music video came out this past Wednesday, and I stumbled upon it earlier this […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris O’Dowd’s Cock
You might recognize Irish actor Chris O’Dowd from his breakout role as Kristen Wiig‘s love interest in the 2011 comedy Bridesmaids. If you, like me, swooned every time he showcased his adorableness onscreen, then you’ll be very glad to see his penis today. The stills […]
It’s Summer In Australia Right Now.
I spent a half hour staring at this website last night, trying to convince myself to buy this t-shirt (not the one above, which is also cute). It figures that the one time I find a shirt I’d wear, it’s from an Australian brand who’d have to […]
Will.i.am & Britney Spears: “Scream & Shout”
In an attempt to make you care about his annoyingly-titled fourth (?) studio album #willpower, dance-hop “artist” will.i.am has enlisted the help of Britney Spears for his latest single “Scream & Shout”. Depending on who you ask, this is either the third, fourth or fifth […]
The Ten: Arnaud Dehaynin Lasts On Top
Another week passes and Arnaud Dehaynin continues to hold the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment“. Despite their best efforts, well-endowed Bel Ami model Lukas Ridgeston and ginger sex god Seth Fornea were not able to dethrone the French model on The Ten… But who […]
Toys For Slots: The CYBORG Sticky Bomb
I’m officially declaring today, the Wednesday after Thanksgiving, as “Cyber Hump Day“. This is the majestic time of the year when you buy gifts for all the naughty boys in your life, and it’s also the perfect occasion for me to launch my ongoing Holiday […]