This might be the 58,000th post I’ve written about how much I want Adam Champ inside of me. I’ve somehow deluded myself into thinking that, if I blog enough about him, he’ll come visit me in my sleep, spit on my hole like this and […]
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Gay Ass Gossip: Benedict Cumberbatch Is Available For Gay Weddings
ITEM – Benedict Cumberbatch presents a problem for some of the more shallow among us. Is he bizarre-looking or dripping with sexy? Is he some sort of human-Grey hybrid or are we all ravenous for his Big Ben in our buttholes? You see him in […]
Is There Such A Thing As “Gay Face”?
There have been scientific studies to prove the existence of “gay face”. I bring this up because the phrase has been on my mind since earlier this week, when The Sword referenced it in a link to Tyler Morgan‘s latest piece of work at Next […]
Reason #987 The Real World Isn’t Like The Gay Porn World
Nothing can keep a man who likes video games away from his video games. I learned this the hard way, but of course, when my college boyfriend took up World of Warcraft as a hobby. I’d be lying in bed completely naked, stroking my cock […]
Your Latest TV Crush: Stefan Serie
FREE STEFAN SERIE! RE-HIRE STEFAN SERIE, rather! Stefan is a gorgeous middle-school health teacher and personal trainer who claims he was coerced to resign from his teaching position after a cameo appearance on some reality shitshow called Princesses: Long Island. Granted, appearing on a reality […]
David Beckham Can’t Make An Unsexy Commercial
What is there left to say about David Beckham’s many, many ads showing off what a hotness icon he is? Very little! Here’s the new ad for his David Beckham Classic fragrance. It could smell like hot garbage and I would still want to give […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Tom Wolfe (II)
If you’re familiar with Tom Wolfe‘s work, then you won’t have any questions as to why he’s been selected as the fifth subject in the Week of Good Dick. Of course, even if you’re not familiar with Tom Wolfe’s work, all you need to do […]
The Ten: Chris Bailey Finally Tops The Charts, Boomer Banks’ Ginormous Dick Makes A Big Impression
The past few round of The Ten have been a wild roller coaster ride. After seven consecutive weeks of Sean Cody model Hudson holding the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, we’ve had a revolving door of first place finishers. Rugby player Kayne Lawton […]
Hot Or Not: Shady Guys
He’s fucking hot. He’s got a smirky smile, a tight ass, and a big, throbbing cock. And the guy can make you cum so hard that you forget things like your name and how to drive. But people call him by a name different than […]
Underwear Drawer: Shawn Cruz For Rufskin
This post is going to be somewhat brief. Because I’ll be leaving momentarily to go roll around in fake seaweed with Rufskin model Shawn Cruz. He’s the beach boy of my dreams, the fisherman of my soul, the mariner who needs to be tossed to and […]











