David Beckham Can’t Make An Unsexy Commercial

What is there left to say about David Beckham’s many, many ads showing off what a hotness icon he is? Very little! Here’s the new ad for his David Beckham Classic fragrance. It could smell like hot garbage and I would still want to give Becks a sponge bath with my tongue. That would make it a tongue bath, wouldn’t it? Buzzfeed was delightful enough to create some gifs for your viewing pleasure. Please enjoy them below.

Oh, and recently on Tumblr, it was noted by a female Tumblr-er (?) that the way “boys take off their shirts by grabbing them from the back” was super-hot. I never gave it much though, but seeing Becks do it…AGREED.

Why does Posh Spice look so pissy all the time? Sure, she’s probably hungry but she’s also married to the stud of all studs. True, he reportedly has side pussy. But still – it’s David Beckham. She should be grateful. As you can tell, I’m a total feminist.

– J. Harvey

Check out David Beckham’s new ad below.

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3 thoughts on “David Beckham Can’t Make An Unsexy Commercial

  1. That Posh Spice, Victoria, is one lucky bitch. I can only imagine what he’s like pounding away with his manly shaft. Woof!

  2. He is delicious. There’s no getting around that. He does indeed have all the needs. Personally, I believe I need a bit more…like him in my hole but I’ve learned to live without that so I’m sure I’ll be fine. Don’t worry about me.

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