This pairing drives me wild. First, you’ve got Hans Berlin with his thick muscular build, uncut meat and a pair of thoroughly beefy cheeks. He’s teamed up in a scene with Kayden Gray, a man who comes equipped with a lean build, a massive uncut […]
This has been a terrible year for gay porn retirements! For those of you keeping score at home, we’ve lost Josh Long, Jake Deckard, Leo Domenico, Tristan Jaxx, Mick Lovell, Marco Sessions, Anthony Romero and, for better or worse, Cody Cummings, Spencer Fox, Jake Genesis, […]
I did not think Sean Cody could do better than the hairy ass of Randy this week! They have proven me, Dewitt’s Dick, wrong by bringing back Spencer to get fucked again. My head exploded so many times when he lost his virginity to a […]
ITEM – Bradley Cooper will reportedly play doping, dream-killing cycling bully Lance Armstrong in a biopic. The good news is Bradley Cooper in one of those singlets with his ass perched on a bike seat. The bad news is blech, Lance Armstrong. I hope he’s […]
It’s just dandy how GQ‘s initials have gone from standing for “Gentlemen’s Quarterly” to meaning “(For) Gays and Queers” cuz’ below is their cover for September. San Francisco 49er and Superbowl champ Colin Kaepernick is a pro jock who is very comfortable with his shiny, […]
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay […]
Are you #TeamRoar or #TeamApplause? Does that little slut Justin Bieber have a nice ass, or should he go away for the rest of eternity? Do you believe that Boulangerié Knowles got quintuple-penetrated by both The Wanted and South Korean girl group f(x)? Are you […]
Oh, fuck this shit! I’m over The Ten. Maybe it’s hypocritical that I wasn’t making similar complaints when Hudson and his beer can dick ruled the countdown for seven consecutive weeks, but you know things are rigged when both Seth Fornea and Chris Salvatore can’t […]
If you’ve been to a sporting event (or a fetish night) in the past couple of years, you probably noticed some dudes wearing brightly -olored, skintight, and identity-erasing spandex bodysuits. They’re called morphsuits. And they’re kind of a fad right now amongst sports fans, crazy […]
If you are a human being with eyeballs, then you are aware that Tom Wolfe is incredibly attractive and boner-inducing. A study conducted by my butthole has shown that approximately 90% of Earth’s citizens would like Tom Wolfe to bang their asses. Results have shown […]
