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Who The FUCK Is Dev Hynes?
I’m so glad you asked! As someone who loves Dev Hynes‘ contributions to the greater musical world, I feel qualified to inform you about his existence as a human being (if you aren’t already amazing and aware of his work). The British musician, currently living […]
Misha Dante Is Your New Gay Porn Crush.
Misha Dante is a versatile, bearded gay porn newcomer who’s extremely flexible and talented in the sack. Although he doesn’t have oodles of scenes out at the moment, those few releases have, as far as we’re concerned, indicated his potential as “one to watch” in […]
Quickie: [name redacted]
[comment redacted] while I fondle his cock. [name redacted] made but one vital misstep in this photo shoot. The coats! Get rid of those coats. Clothes are stupid. Burn them. Have a coat bonfire. Tell the stylist to suck it. Photographer [name redacted] should have […]
“Looking” Looks Good Despite The Producers Leaving Us Out Of Their Gay Bloggers Invite
Is it because of all the dick? Looking is an upcoming drama from HBO about gay guys in San Francisco. Oh, and look at this – they invited a whole slew of “gay bloggers” to the setto blog about how Looking is going to be […]
An Homage To The Silver Fox
Self-confidence. Wisdom. Virility. These are qualities I always assume all silver foxes possess. They don’t color their hair because they realize with age comes experience. They’ve been ’round the block enough to handle themselves with grace and determination in any situation. And, by now, they […]
32 Reasons Why Hunting Season Needs A Second Season
A long time ago in the galaxy you’re currently living in, an extremely handsome slut blogger began writing brilliant recaps for a web series called Hunting Season. The show detailed the exploits of a slightly less handsome slut blogger, living in New York City with […]
Proud Bator Is Your New Favorite Independent Jerk-Off Site.
With over 60 comments and counting, this past weekend’s round of Caption This was a rousing success. This was largely thanks to the “cute jock going commando” who appeared in this week’s image. We’ve now learned that he goes by the name of Proud Bator, […]
“Thank God I’m Full of Holes”
Scott Hutchison, the lead singer of Scottish band Frightened Rabbit, bears a slight resemblance to Jake Johnson of New Girl fame mashed together with Zach Galifianakis. He’s got a great beard, and I’ve thought about what he might look like naked quite often. To hear […]
I’ve Never Done This Before: Tommy’s First Time Fucking Another Man
Straight, curious guys don’t always take to gay sex like a duck to water. You might have that impression if all you’ve ever seen are clips from Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher and Chaos Men, but in the real world, there’s always going to be a […]











