“Finally!” shouts one New Yorker. In what is certainly a PR stunt for the ages, Hot Octopus has decided that what New York needs, even more than those terrible tiny pie restaurants that were everywhere for six months last year, is specialized booths in […]
Imagine a land of leather and armpit smell as FAR as the eye can see! It’s only been one day and I’ve already seen more than my brain can process. So while I figure out exactly what I saw (17 total penises, Rikk York, […]
And you will be too. Ordinarily, I’d be rolling through the inbox and see ‘breedmeraw.com‘ and just keep right on rolling. Sites like that seem lazy and for lazy people who are interested in one singular lazy idea, and I tend to like things […]
It’s a love letter, because it would be impossible to write anything else about this site. Porn is a tricky business, pretty much all the way around. Performers face undeserved ridicule and scorn, counterbalanced by heaps of praise and compliments, and physical demands that […]
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, Angelos […]
This kid’s flexibility is enviable af. Since we’ve had nothing going on for 2016 so far, I feel compelled to share this video I’ve just been sitting on for a few weeks. This kid is unbelieveble and he fucks better than 2/3 of the pornstars […]
Because their gear is better than what you’re wearing right now. Oh, Fort Troff. How I love thee. A miracle of modern branding and adult marketing, Fort Troff has risen to adult industry prominence in a verrry short amount of time, billing itself now as the […]
Because you can’t know how good the tops are, if you don’t have any bottoms. Yesterday we featured the top most viewed posts of all 2015. Most of it was Dewitt’s work and some of it was unsurprising. But a lot of it was suuuuuper […]
Because who doesn’t like tops? I’m not really one for ‘hey remember earlier this same year??‘ countdowns like a lot of sites. You guys were all here in 2015. You know what you liked. But curiosity got the better of me and I did […]
Or, as I like to think of it, “Put It In Me Already, Gabriel Cross.” Gabriel Cross isn’t a big enough star yet. I’m devoting Q1 of 2016 to fixing this. This guy is basically physical perfection (muscled, hung, adorable) and in possession of an […]
