Given the recent weather patterns, the last thing I want to do is have sex outdoors… But, uh, after watching big boy Jack Power get rammed on a bridge by hairy stud Chef Bear, I could easily be convinced to make a trip down south, throw […]
Sometimes you want ten inches of dick all up in your face. Other times? You just want to look at pictures of a hot actor getting his snuggle on with some adorable puppies!!! You might recognize Nico Tortorella as Jacob Wells (aka Will Wilson) from Fox’s […]
Stop being a pussy, grow some balls and start listening to HAIM already. Seriously, what the fuck are you waiting for? A handwritten invitation from the Queen Elizabeth II, specifically telling you to jump on the bandwagon? You might as well just give up and […]
Pardon me while I squee. Colby Keller is the only porn star and sex blogger I know who can talk leather sex and still look as adorable as humanly possible. Check out Colby’s tips for a leather starter kit, from armbands to assless chaps. And […]
Surely we must have made a mistake! There is no possible way that Jessy Ares should have only placed eighth on our 2012 “Flip-Fucker of The Year” countdown. The man is frickin’ sex on legs, and when he’s not slamming his dick up starving fuck-chutes, […]
Here’s Adam Levine on the cover of something called 7 Hollywood. The mouth slightly opened combined with him ocularly fucking me in the ass is sending me places. Those places being the men’s room so I can jerk off thinking of all the things I […]
HALF OFF! This post is like one of those fascinating 3 AM infomercials where a man with a faux-Australian accent (you know that ho is really from Jersey) demonstrates shady-looking kitchenware that performs “miracles” of slicing, straining, or baking! Except it’s beneficial to you! Because […]
I want Colby Jansen inside of me. No amount of bottom shaming could prevent me from admitting this. I want him to devour me, getting me nice and wet with his tongue. I want to feel his mushroom head rubbing against me, teasing me open […]
Nick Hundley is a catcher for the San Diego Padres, and you’re about to see his butt! Okay, so technically you won’t get a glimpse of any actual skin (a la Joel Dreessen), but this candid locker room footage gives you a nice idea about […]
As you might have heard, Pope Benedict XVI has tendered his resignation. He’s the first Vatican City stunt queen in a big, fabulous hat to quit in 600 years! Reportedly, the 85-year-0ld is frail and his doctors have recommended that he cash in his chips […]
