Another day, another hour spent watching headless dudes jerk off on the internet. Life! It’s weird. But rather than boring you with an existential crisis, I thought I would direct your attention to the guy calling himself hornycapedcrusader on XTube. He doesn’t actually wear a […]
OH, y’all bitches thought Boulangerié Knowles was DONE writing about porn? FUCK NO! Since I am all about chasing that good DICK, I’m starting a petition for the whole world to get FUCKED by gay porn star Austin Wilde. Tell every motherfucker you know on […]
Circuit 2013 is going strong in Barcelona, Spain as this is typed. Our Manhunt rep who is there replied “there are no words” when I e-mailed him about how it was going. He included these shots so I think his lack of vocab is a […]
It’s just dandy how GQ‘s initials have gone from standing for “Gentlemen’s Quarterly” to meaning “(For) Gays and Queers” cuz’ below is their cover for September. San Francisco 49er and Superbowl champ Colin Kaepernick is a pro jock who is very comfortable with his shiny, […]
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay […]
Are you #TeamRoar or #TeamApplause? Does that little slut Justin Bieber have a nice ass, or should he go away for the rest of eternity? Do you believe that Boulangerié Knowles got quintuple-penetrated by both The Wanted and South Korean girl group f(x)? Are you […]
Those Fraternity X boys are such charmers, aren’t they? The gay porn “reality” site’s latest gangbang is a battle of the cock-hungry bottoms, when hungry pussy boy Will stumbles out of his room and casually bends over the bench press. Shawn is midway through a blowjob […]
Oh, fuck this shit! I’m over The Ten. Maybe it’s hypocritical that I wasn’t making similar complaints when Hudson and his beer can dick ruled the countdown for seven consecutive weeks, but you know things are rigged when both Seth Fornea and Chris Salvatore can’t […]
If you’ve been to a sporting event (or a fetish night) in the past couple of years, you probably noticed some dudes wearing brightly -olored, skintight, and identity-erasing spandex bodysuits. They’re called morphsuits. And they’re kind of a fad right now amongst sports fans, crazy […]
It’s interesting that French model Lauric Reynes-Bentata’s first name is “Lauric”. Drop the “L” and it’s “auric”. And “auric” means “of, relating to, derived from, or containing gold”. And that…wait, fuck, he’s painted silver. Nevermind. Thought I was on to something there. Lauric’s got his […]
