My first boyfriend lived in a tiny apartment with seven straight guys, all of whom were usually stoned, drunk or otherwise inebriated at all points in time. Despite the sea of discarded Cheetos bags and empty pizza boxes I had to swim through, I liked […]
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Gays Ruin Everything.
John Polly is right! Gays ruin everything. To demonstrate this point, I’m going to spoil this post about John Polly’s hilarious (and accurate) “Gays Ruin Everthing” by talking about how much I want to finger-bang John Polly. The answer is a lot, and I just […]
Oral Only: Cum In My Mouth
There are over 400 loads in the full DVD version of Cum In My Mouth, a compilation of facials filmed by Lucas Entertainment. For easier consumption (pun intended), the studio broke them down into shorter scenes for the web, and the third of five installments […]
“If We’re Gonna Do Anything, We Might As Well Just Fuck”
Alhough I haven’t really had a chance to decide if I like The 1975 as a band, it should come as no surprise that I really enjoy “Sex”. The song, which was released months ago, acted as the first single off the English foursome’s self-titled […]
Rob Nelson Might Be The Muscle Bottom of My Dreams
Here is a short list of things the muscle bottom of my dreams would do on any given day—1) Call me up and tell me he’s bored, 2) Invite me over to hang out, 3) Be naked and anxiously fingering his own hole when I […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Jess On Sean Cody
So I guess I was the only one who didn’t receive the memo that Jess from Sean Cody has a pretty large schlong? Along with Aybars and some other well-hung folks, he’s inspired us to move on from the Great Week of Threeways into an […]
Celebrity Skin: Channing Tatum & Michael Cera’s Butts
In case you were not aware, the apocalyptic comedy This Is The End was extremely homoerotic. Both friends and readers alike had written to me about the film’s various plot devices, and I thought they were bullshitting me until I heard the same things from […]
Isaiah Washington Claims An “Agenda” Ruined His Life After His “F-Word” Usage
Well, that’s what you get when you use ridiculous slurs, asshole! Remember Isaiah Washington? He was on ABC’s hit medical drama Grey’s Anatomy until a backstage argument with co-star Patrick Dempsey ended with the inadvertent outing of his OTHER co-star – T.R. Knight. This was […]
Flipping Out: Lucas Knight
It’s always refreshing when the person you expect to be the bottom in a scene turns things around and gets to pound some ass. As we scrolled through the following images of Lucas Knight and Landon Conrad, our suspicions were confirmed that Mr. Knight would […]
Don’t Do This: A Guide On How Not To Be An Asshole
It may seem like you have the right to list every fine detail about your preferences in any given dating/sex profile online. But you don’t. Sorry. You are dating and/or fucking, and the beauty of embarking on such an enterprise is the potpourri of tops […]











