Fuck the police? Only if they’re as hot as Brazilian model Bernardo Velasco. We’d let this man handcuff us to the headboard and stick his nightstick wherever he’d like. And if he fucks as good as he looks, we’d probably scream so loud that the […]
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Top or Bottom?: Muzo
You've already seen Muzo warmed up from this morning's feature on Ricky Martin, this one should be a piece of cake. Except in this case, you'll eventually find out the answer! So what do you think–does the man behind Muzophile prefer to take it like […]
What If Gaga Was One Of Us?
What if Lady Gaga had never become an international pop star, and the woman known as Stefani Germanotta was forced to live amongst us “normal people”? Think about it! Her cigarette eyewear, diet soda rollers and duct taped boobies might not look so fabulous if she […]
Do We Give A Damn About Paquin’s Bisexuality?
Frankly, my dear, we do give a damn about actress Anna Paquin coming out as bisexual. She may be engaged to her True Blood co-star Stephen Moyer, but it doesn't change the fact that she's playing for the LGBT team. She doesn't seem to be doing […]
ANTM: America’s Next Top Vampire
Move your sparkly ass over, Robert Pattinson! There are some new bloodsucking bitches in this house, and they're taking the form of the contestants of America's Next Top Model. In this episode, the remaining ten girls posed for an "edgy" vampire-themed shoot. The photographer and Jay Manuel […]
Does Ricky Martin Prefer Pitching or Catching? (Plus More Pictures of His Hottie Boyfriend!)
Ever since Ricky Martin announced himself as a rumors that the BF forced Ricky out of the closet, don't be fooled into thinking this guy is a top! Haven't you ever heard of a bossy bottom? – Dewitt To cast your vote and see the pictures, […]
Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card
You already know one of the Weekly Top Ten, but we need your help in choosing the final selection for the countdown. We’ve rounded up four new releases, and it’s up to you to decide which one will make the cut. So who’s in the […]
The Ten: Ben Cohen On Top
Last week, we debuted a new feature called Weekly Top Ten music charts, but with less Lady Gaga and more muscular bodies. In other words, it's kind of fucking awesome. Rugby hunk Ben Cohen rocketed to the top after the first round of voting, followed […]
Whorrey Potter: 9 & 3/4 Reasons That You’ll Be Holding Your Wand And Shouting “Erectus!”
Whorrey Potter & The Sorcerer's Balls is ideally viewed in the company of a friend (particularly someone you plan on having sex with). With two pairs of 3D glasses in the DVD's package, Dominic Ford offers you a chance to point your wand at your partner and […]
Woof Alert: Bo Dixon
It may seem a little late to pick up a 2010 calendar, but exceptions can be made when muscle bear Bo Dixon is involved. There are still nine more months in the year, and you should spend them doing something really worthwhile… Much like fellow COLT […]