Are we at the point where it’s perfectly acceptable to admit Joe Jonas is bangin’ as all fuck? We sure hope so, because the former teen idol’s spread in Details made us tingle in places we didn’t even know existed. It’s a good thing there […]
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Wanna Be On Top?: ANTM Does Francesco Carrozzini
Things were flaming on last night’s episode of America’s Next Top Model. The ten remaining contestants walked the runway in designs by Geoffrey Mac, who J. Alexander helpfully reminded us (at least five or seven times) has worked with Lady Gaga. We should also mention […]
Aural Only: Black Eyed Peas
You know what? Kudos to the Black Eyed Peas for dedicating their latest video to the people of Japan. The clip for “Just Can’t Get Enough” was filmed in Tokyo one week before the earthquake and tsunami struck, which makes watching it slightly depressing and […]
The Ten: Will Patrick O’Brien Sweep The Competition?
Who’s the sexiest man of the moment? According to your votes, it’s none other than Patrick O’Brien. The well-hung performer is spending his fourth week in The Ten‘s top spot, making us wonder if he’ll pull a Tommy Tucker and dominate the competition for nine […]
Diego Vena Switches Teams For Hunter Ford
Straight guy Diego Vena and his girlfriend have been fooling around with dildos and strap-ons. Having realized a bit of prostate stimulation wasn’t half bad, he made the decision to “take it to the next level” on Bait Buddies. Bisexual stud Hunter Ford is kind […]
Quickie: Seth Kuhlmann
We’d like to congratulate Arnaldo Anaya Lucca on some of the most strategically frustrating cropping in the history of nude male photography. His shoot with Seth Kuhlmann teases us with a glimpse of the model’s pubes. Then right when you think he’s about to go […]
Woof Alert: Rob
These pictures of Rob (affectionately known as Boatin Rob) were posted on another blog under the title “Hot Irish Bear”. We’re not sure if he’s actually Irish. If so, happy early St. Patrick’s Day, guys! If not, then you can still masturbate to these pictures […]
Who Would You Rather?: Red Riding Hood Edition
So sue us if we have a big lesbian crush on Amanda Seyfried! We can’t help being fascinated by her journey to big-time Hollywood status from fabulous bit roles in Mean Girls and Veronica Mars. We’d totally go straight for her. And not just so […]
Gleek Out: Original Song
Spoiler alert! Kurt and Blaine made out last night on Glee. We realize it’s wholly unnecessary to say “spoiler alert” when we’ve led into this post with the picture above. Quite frankly, we don’t feel bad about ruining this plot point for you. It’s already […]
Drawn To You: Animan
There are a few aspects of Animan‘s work that we don’t really like. When we first saw his “School Fantasy” video on Fleshbot, the whole high school coach creampie premise made us a bit uneasy. There’s a pretty good chance we’re overanalyzing this. I mean, […]

