You can’t fool us, Parker. In some of these shots, you’re clenching your buns so tight that it looks like you couldn’t fit a dime into your ass. But then we watch you very easily sssssllliiidddeee that big blue dildo into your hungry butthole and […]
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Quickie: Kris Allen
American Idol winner Kris Allen was a surprising champion on “The Ten” for several weeks in a row. Who knew that so many gay guys wanted to bone the MOR-singin’, crowd-pleasin’ crooner? It was with great pleasure that we were alerted pics of his family […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Action Shots
Blowjobs, butts and butt licking! That’s what you’ll see in today’s edition of iPhone Wars. Today’s contestants got bored of posing in front of the mirror alone, so they invited a friend over to make things more interesting. Now, taking into account that most of […]
Random Question: What’s Your Morning Routine?
People are always surprised when I tell them I wake up around 4:30 every morning. Upon hearing this from an outside perspective, you might jump to conclusions that I’m incredibly high maintenance—one of those people who spends two hours styling his hair. Not at all! […]
Would You Hit That?: Prince Harry (“Obviously.” Edition)
It was that time when we feverishly search around the Interwebz for someone to subject you readers to for today’s “Would You Hit That?”. We usually run with someone who’s not traditionally fuckable but might do it for some people. We were toying with the […]
Trailer Trash: Fright Night
Sexy ass Colin Farrell is playing the vampire in the….three guesses what kind of movie it is…remake of 1985’s Fright Night. Colin is so hot that I could probably deal with a remake of Transformers if he was swaggering around in it with the brooding […]
Popular Demand: Ryan Kwanten, Toronto Pride & More!
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Fuck Vs. Fuck Vs. Fuck: The Men of Sean Cody
First up, we have Ethan, a well-hung lad who can suck his own cock while he’s getting fucked upside-down. The appeal here is kind of obvious—a) he’s flexible, b) his gigantic schlong would look amazing bouncing up and down, and c) he can take it […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Cassio
There’s no rule that you have to be a top just because you’ve got an awesome dick. With that said, Cassio‘s still going to break a few hungry bottom’s hearts when he grabs a hold of his fat uncut cock, bends over and lets porn […]
Lucas Till Revisited
We got some flack this week for our “Who Would You Rather?” featuring the dudes from X-Men: First Class. It seems as though the picture I chose to represent actor Lucas Till (aka “Havok”) was ALL sorts of wrong. Readers complained that it didn’t capture […]

