A couple of bespectacled homosexicles got engaged at a Mariah Carey concert in Vegas, and the video is pretty much the cutest thing ever. With some candy bling, glitter and champagne, these two start begin their journey as Mr. Nick Cannon and Mr. Mariah Carey. Congratulations to […]
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Gerard Butler Loves Showing His Ass
Have I been far too obvious about my crush on Gerard Butler? Well, deal with it, because I'm kind of in love with his "skinny, tight ass". Apparently, he loves showing it off on film! In an interview promoting his new movie Law Abiding Citizen, […]
Popular Demand: Penis Size and Barack Obama
Two weeks ago, all you seemed to Strict Leather Speed Snap Cock Ring. Gasp! What could it be? Let's just say a lot of men will be very "clean"… – Dewitt To check out the top posts, follow the JUMP:
Would You Hit That?: Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson has the ability to make thousands of tween girls scream uncontrollably, but does this Twilight star make you want to scream uncontrollably? Both Ryan Reynolds and Jim Carrey have made jokes about sex with him. He's made jokes about having sex with another […]
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Caption This: Nipple Time
You may remember a while back when I went through a fascination with nipples. Well, today's caption-worthy lad has some eraser-sized nips that even I can't handle. As far as we can tell, he's fully dressed, but he has two holes cut out in his […]
Aural Only: Robin Thicke
I know it's probably too early in the morning to be this crude, but if I had a pussy, it would be so wet right now. I've always been skeptical of Robin Thicke's baby-making slow jams, but he's really gone straight for the pants with […]
Aural Only: Robin Thicke
I know it's probably too early in the morning to be this crude, but if I had a pussy, it would be so wet right now. I've always been skeptical of Robin Thicke's baby-making slow jams, but he's really gone straight for the pants with […]
Everything Butt: The Rake
This shoot of Diego Valentino may be over a year old, but the outdoors theme is perfect for the autumn season. There's nothing better than kicking back with a pumpkin-flavored beer while you admire the outstanding foliage. Except for maybe a hot naked stud raking […]
Everything Butt: The Rake
This shoot of Diego Valentino may be over a year old, but the outdoors theme is perfect for the autumn season. There's nothing better than kicking back with a pumpkin-flavored beer while you admire the outstanding foliage. Except for maybe a hot naked stud raking […]