Santa Claus Is Coming Out

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I’m a cynical asshole, so my first response to this was to clown on it. But then I realized that the flamboyant singer Sean Chapin is cute (see?) and this took some effort. He even plays multiple roles! He’s Santa, a sassy elf, and even sassier reindeer.

Santa Claus never struck me as gay (some of his elves, however), but we can go along with it.

It seems like this is the weekend to stop being cynical and snarky for a bit, ya know?

– J. Harvey

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50 thoughts on “Santa Claus Is Coming Out

  1. Yeah, he’s cute, with beautiful eyes and he’s good for my facial hair fetish. Plus he’s got a nice voice. I’d give the lyrics a B minus. The game “Twister” resonates. AOL used to have local gay parties featuring Twister in underwear and socks. Now that’s an ice-breaker.

  2. Yeah, he’s cute, with beautiful eyes and he’s good for my facial hair fetish. Plus he’s got a nice voice. I’d give the lyrics a B minus. The game “Twister” resonates. AOL used to have local gay parties featuring Twister in underwear and socks. Now that’s an ice-breaker.

  3. Yeah, he’s cute, with beautiful eyes and he’s good for my facial hair fetish. Plus he’s got a nice voice. I’d give the lyrics a B minus. The game “Twister” resonates. AOL used to have local gay parties featuring Twister in underwear and socks. Now that’s an ice-breaker.

  4. Sean C. is gorgeous. And sweet, funny, kind, and smart to boot. Everyone in his circle wonders how this amazing catch can be single!

  5. Sean C. is gorgeous. And sweet, funny, kind, and smart to boot. Everyone in his circle wonders how this amazing catch can be single!

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