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Last week, Nancy Reagan died at the age of 94, and over a dinner party this past weekend, some friends and I admitted that we had each been surprised to learn she was still, in fact, alive to begin with.

That’s sort of how I felt again watching the trailer for this Naked Sword/Eurocreme release of Fucking Darius Ferdynand. Not that I thought Samuel Colt was dead, but that I had NO IDEA he was filming now, for anyone! He’s in school I know, and always tweeting about smartypants political stuff (which I have to grudgingly admit he’s mostly always right about), but I haven’t seen his name pop up in new scenework in FOREVER. I honestly thought he had officially retired to just be a generally overly sexy private citizen! I’m legit sure I won’t ever get over how into this guy’s body I am (and also Darius is super hot and blah blah blah whatever):

 

 

I figured out how to post videos! You can watch this preview here:

 

 

Woof though. I hope I wasn’t missing like a whole era of Colt’s work and this is the start of some new Sam Colt resurgence. I will watch ALL THOSE THINGS.

– tyler

 

UPDATE: This turned out to be a compilation of excellent things Darius has done, and not new scenework from Sam Colt. So I’m bummed out, but also sort of turned on because this features Darius in Dreamboy Hotel and his accent will basically melt your underwear right off of you. So it’s still worth watching the full version, even though Samuel Colt isn’t making new dick flicks :'(

 

– tyler