Quickie: Zach Michaels

Model Mayhem has gifted us (ok, we actually just took em’) with pics of a newbie model named Zach Michaels. He’s got some serious ink on his bod, as you’ll find out after the break. Here’s what that rather large tattoo is doing for me. It’s constantly reminding me of his round ass. When he poses nude, it’s like one of those blinking arrows on the highway that shifts you to the other lane. It’s directing my face to his butt.

Sure, there’s a lot of Photoshop usage going on here, and the pic with the multitude of slogans is a little much. But he’s just starting out! We’re going to cut him some slack as he long as he keeps looking that good when he’s posing nude.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Model Mayhem

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34 thoughts on “Quickie: Zach Michaels

  1. I don’t know what’s wrong… He’s got a great body, he’s naked, and he’s not a platinum blonde. Usually those things would turn me on, but for some reason… He’s just not doing it. Maybe it’s the lips… He seems like he’s doing a semi “duck face.”

  2. Okay, normally ink doesn’t do much for me, but wow! “As I breathe, I hope” I’ll get to meet this guy someday! lol (MikeGMU2)

  3. Being a nerd and a geek both I have seen “Dum Spiro Spero” several time and I have to say I actually love that tattoo.  It is a little big but I can deal with it – besides being a little bigger means it will take longer to trace with my tongue.(nthebuff)

  4. At fast glance, it looks lik “Dam Spiro Agnew” which I thought was a very strong poltical statement on such a hot body……for those of you under 35, Spiro Agnew was once vice president of the United States and resigned. He was VP under Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon was once president of the United States, and he also resigned….. dam I’m old….. (sn: DaddySal)

  5. what’s with all these guys getting tats on their ribcage these days?  it’s not particularly hot and i can only imagine that it must have hurt like motherfucker!  and i agree with jamethy, very howard the duck face on this guy.  MHSN eagerbtmTN

  6.  For once I agree with the masses on saying that this guy just isn’t doing it for me.  It might just be the poses, the photoshopping, lighting etc. . . .I guess I’ll have to wait and see him in person before I’d say if I would kick him out of bed or not. – Newboinow

  7. The only shot that did it for me was the one in the jeans!
    Seeing a hot guy in a pair of jeans with no shirt no socks or shoes is just my cats meow and can make me have an accident when driving.

  8. I love kissing and licking tattoos.  It’s a major turn-on for me, and most guys I do that to say they’ve never had anyone do that.  They get even more turned on, too.  😀  

    mertz523

  9. wouldn’t you get sick of people asking you what your tattoo meant if they don’t know the language? Although, that could be for any tattoo, what does it mean, why did you get it, etc. 

    JCRK88

  10. Same here! I love licking guys all over, but the last guy I did had a tattoo on his bicep that I couldn’t keep my tongue off of.
    Shortcutie7

  11. ugh… something about the face isn’t right
    best shot was of him lying on couch NOT looking at camera…
    and the tattoo… yuck

    great body but it needs to see the sunlight

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