Quickie: The Kitchen Cousins

I don’t own any property, but these two make me want to buy a place with the most effed-up kitchen you’ve ever seen. No expense would be spared to get the The Kitchen Cousins’ tight-jeaned asses over to my place to bend and stretch a lot while they’re fixing my pantry. Please go back and read that last sentence again, and replace “fixing my pantry” with “butt-fucking me stupid.” Alas, HGTV stars (and two of Jersey’s finest) Anthony Carrino and John Colaneri are straight. But gay-friendly (they obviously know their audience)!

Have you ever beat off to a home improvement show? I just did. Which one do you want to tap more?

(Thanks to Wicked Gay Blog for the heads-up on these two fine specimens.)

Anthony Carrino

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John Colaneri

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The Kitchen Cousins

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102 thoughts on “Quickie: The Kitchen Cousins

  1. never missed a show and now it’s replaced w/ cousins on call…. nice to see Anthony show a little extra skin and just a glimpse of bush 😉

  2. Just send me the one without the beard and I think I can keep him busy for a few days.

  3. Why are guys this hot always straight? It’s just not fair… And if hot guys aren’t straight, they’re taken.
    Meanwhile, if given a choice, I can’t decide which one of two I’d want to screw first!

  4. At minimum, Anthony wanted to show off his goods!! If he’d been alone, I bet he’d have shown more/everything!! I’m thinking he was a bit curious, too. Any news on him in the years since this was posted?

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